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How long would it take to fix this road in your country? 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When earthquakes are normal where you live, you learn how to fix the roads in record time.
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Relationship problems 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He's not loving that pole. He's clinging to it for dear life because he tried to cross the busy road and could only make it halfway.
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Wtf, Michigan? 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*cough* Michigan is run by a Republican governor.
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Wtf, Michigan? 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The lead came from the pipes the city uses. The pipes are safe as long as the water is properly treated but when the water was switched from the nearby lake to the local river, it was not treated, leading to pipe corrosion. When residents started to complain, the state said "Relax, the water's fine.". When water experts and doctors started saying "Lead in the water!", the state dismissed them and told everyone to ignore the quacks. The state knew they had a problem, but they chose to bury their heads in the sand. http:// www.nytimes.com/2016/01/21/us/flint-michigan-lead-water-crisis.html?_r=1
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Wtf, Michigan? 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Emergency Manager, appointed by the governor.
Wtf, Michigan? 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Clearly first guest isn't black and has mom and dad buy him everything.
Every song from 2007 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm sure whatever happened to you in sixth grade wasn't that bad to make songs remind you of that time.
Stay in the room 54 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My parents, wife, and myself were there in the room when we had him put to sleep. He was nearly 16. His name was Dexter.
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That escalated quickly 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Look! A pair of boobs! => (.Y.)" When I got to that part of the book, I lost it. My wife came downstairs to see why I was laughing so hard.
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Ironically I got this from another site. 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thank you for posting this.
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FOOLS! 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or "You little shit".
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Because batman is the best 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Think of it as a legal case and you'll have your answer as to why Batman is before Superman.
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Running of the Ducks? 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There must be more than ten ducks there.
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Pics or it didn't happen 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Exactly. He wasn't President.
Pics or it didn't happen 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is no one going to point out he wasn't President during World War II?
New Avengers team? 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry, Spidey, they're too busy hanging out with Batman.
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Don't do drugs, kids 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Someone didn't get my joke.
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the infinite wait. 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It was October '13 when the CA:TWS trailer came out (if I remember correctly). The movie came out in April '14. CA:CW comes out May '16, minus September '15, carry the "y", and you're looking at a Holiday '15 release. JUST COME OUT WITH THE @$%ing TRAILER ALREADY, DISNEY!!!
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Teddy Roosevelt’s Dark Day 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*tries not to cry*
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Trumps campaign strategy 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn if that isn't the truth.
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Politics 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
2016? Hell, Kanye is making some already talk about 2020. I wish it were like the UK where the campaigns are only three-five months long before elections are held (please correct me, cousins across the pond, if this is in error).
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Ahh good times 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When you're Chuck Norris, you can spell it any way you want.
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Shower thoughts 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Didn't the Saw films do the "equal" style?
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How men on Ashley Maddison must feel now 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Eating someone else's cake.
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It's been 35 years and my mom is still mad at me for this 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The side of the hole looks fresh. Not something cut 35 years ago.
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not attacking, it's pointing out the truth.
Guys be like 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My dad once said: "You first fall in lust and then you fall in love."
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Now what 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Five months. Three locations - DC, NY, and a field in PA. Take those away and you're left with 9/11. It all fits.
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her dad looks unusually young... unless she calls her boyfriend DADDY UGH 109 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*hands over soda* It's been out for 6 hours. Wrap a wet paper towel around it and put it in the freezer for about 15 minutes or so. That should cool it down again quickly.
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Pro-choice 153 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You had a choice about wanting your kids. Other women should have the choice about their pregnancies. Tell a woman who has been raped that she can't terminate the pregnancy.
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Syrian child trying to protect his sister from bombing 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In the feels.
Syrian child trying to protect his sister from bombing 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I dub thee "xapathyxqueenx". Long may you reign.
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Pro-choice 153 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If a woman is raped, does she give up her bodily autonomy? If a woman is carrying her father's child, does she give up her bodily autonomy? If carrying the child to full-term will create a serious health risk to a woman, does she give up her bodily autonomy? If a woman is careful but still becomes pregnant, does she give up her bodily autonomy?
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Pro-choice 153 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're welcome, guest.
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Pro-choice 153 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I agree with guest.
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her dad looks unusually young... unless she calls her boyfriend DADDY UGH 109 comments
guest · 9 years ago
sephoria223, I'll gladly give you some if you ask. I've got a fresh batch I just made here. *tilts bag*
bookhoarder, it means the end times are upon us all. Soda? *extends hand with soda bottle in it*
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That's When You Know Everything Is Wrong 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*clap* *clap* *clap* (This is not a sarcastic clap) Truer words were never spoken.
But... Moooom, dad is being a d*ck 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They share something in common with Bruce Wayne.
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That's When You Know Everything Is Wrong 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Oh give me a break, you don't even use proper grammar." Your grammar and sentence structure leave much to be desired. I only hope English is not your first language because that would explain what I just read from you. If your primary language is something other than English, I applaud you making an effort to use another language. My Spanish is, as they say, "muy mal".
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That's When You Know Everything Is Wrong 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Testify!
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That's When You Know Everything Is Wrong 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thank you, guest!
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Go ahead, tell me about how bad it is 65 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn kid is going to start doing lines of coke after that. Pot's the gateway drug.
Good guy lego 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But, but, how do you explain the Star Wars sets?
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Yeah I don't think that's quite how roman numerals work.. 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just not those girls who created the banner.
Movies Coming Soon 2014-2017 55 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Star Wars VII, Terminator V, Ant-Man, Dr. Strange, Minions, etc.
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