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Thats me 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
all the time yeah
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They're Coming 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Go for the legs!
How to eat coleslaw 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Amen brother
What would you do 70 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Gun control.
The risks of red bull for breakfast 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You do that for real enough times, you break the coffee maker. They're only really able to handle water, not anything with sugar or similar in it.
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He's got a point 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fuck you Ricky.
Whenever I leave my cat alone 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My cat gives me a look like, "oh, you're back? didn't notice you were gone. Dish is empty, by the way. fill it up, white boy."
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Riots in Baltimore explained 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh fuck you
Always be nice to that weird kid at school 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nope... all I see here is pre-pubescent serial killer and post-pubescent serial killer.
I wonder how Snowden feels 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Famousone, you impeach a president, or elect a new one later. But Nixon wasn't forced to resign over watergate.
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I wonder how Snowden feels 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No one forced Nixon to resign. No one can force the president to resign.
It's... uncanny 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Kill....me....
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HELL TO THE YES 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nope. Not unless Jensen Ackles had been in two captain america movies, two avengers movies, and had established himself as my favorite avenger before starring in winter soldier.
The nato phonetic alphabet 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is it Lima like the city or Lima like the bean
Choose wisely! [Next & Jumper] 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
2 minutes into the future. teleportation is hard. and i'll probably wind up in a wall somewhere.
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Medieval star wars plot 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why does Lucas still have two hands
I have watched too many "Keemstar exposed" videos today 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Well, it's a shortened form of "how do you". That last "do" is sometimes added on. "Howdy Do". And now you know where Howdy Doody gets its name from.
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Stop complaining people 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or, as Voltaire put it, "cultivate your garden".
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Em... Bazinga? 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No thank you, Jim. We already have Jesse Eisenberg as Evil Sheldon, we don't need another.
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Why we can't have nice things 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Are you sure about the most hated and polarizing part? You sure it wasn't the election of 1860?
The only real choice left at this point 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But he's Canadian... can't be president.
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It didn't work 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I haven't even seen this movie. But I saw the clothes, Gary Oldman, and the funny stuff and thought, "Rozencrantz?"
In The Middle Of A Texting Argument 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is me most of the time I'm writing an internet comment.
Asking the important questions 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Congress decreed in 1792-3 that the president shall be known as "Mr. President". So, to answer your Q, no.
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Oh 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or a podcast! Wait...
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Playtime 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Duplo on the left, Lego on the right...
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I'm Len Lawson oh god! 74 comments
guest · 8 years ago
CIA Spy. I'm content.
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The Muppet show 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How dare you disrespect Beaker by comparing him to trump like that. That poor muppet puts up with enough, getting exploded by that eyeless douche honeydew every day he doesn't need this crap too.
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Hi there, I'm the head of Arkham Security, Barbara Gordon. 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Joe Car. I mean, you really had to reach for that last one, didn't you. That was... that was just painful.
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Every single time 35 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't know who this person is, but I assumed it was a guy because of the eyes.
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Or a shiny 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ah, this was me and Yveltal. First attempt: use twenty great balls, working my way to the ultra balls, accidential KO. Sigh, restart, attempt two. Get her down to the red health, reach for a great ball, notice I have three pokeballs left. Second one I throw catches her.
I laughed like a fool for ten minutes solid.
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The Toblerone Mountain In Real Life 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah. It's the matterhorn. It's like saying, "for all you money lovers out there, here's the $5 bill's building..." and showing the Lincoln Memorial.
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Queen Elizabeth II has been on the throne for a long time 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you want weird, watch The Kings Speech and realize that it's about the most recent king of England. After that guy died, Elizabeth became queen and just stayed there.
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Not hating on Marvel, but people nowadays 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Different movie different... hey!
The hero we want 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry, but Henry Cavill's Superman doesn't inspire hope. He inspires cold, dispassionate apathy.
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So many references here 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
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Best improvised line 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The guy who created Parks and Rec hates this line because he thinks it's the funniest line in the whole series and he didn't even write it, chris pratt made it up on the fly.
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I'm done 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Imma guess the story is photoshop.
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Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Left off the question mark, that's not a question.
I'm starting to feel like the cartoons we watched are making us weird. 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, ADHD wasn't a diagnosis in 1926. I hate this "fact".
He could be the next Scumbag Steve 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I totally thought this when I saw this picture.
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Damn the feels. 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Really loses some of the impact when you don't see all of the parallel scenes.
Any people who know sign language? Is this legit? 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It is legit, and it is impressive, but it's not unique. Many Deaf individuals can sign the alphabet as well as other words and sentences as fast as this.
Oblivion and Skyrim 126 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fallout 4 and Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Holy shit.
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Best way to win this argument 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Probably because all of those other examples require someone to hire you as a "x" (like the chef or the NFL player) or require you to go to school and obtain a license (like the doctor or lawyer).
You need neither license nor approval from a higher power to become a murderer.
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A starburst castle 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
WHY
WOULD YOU DO THAT
TO SO MUCH WONDERFUL STARBURST
INSTEAD OF JUST
EATING THEM ALL
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Seriously 35 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I have never once seen a story complaining about a CEO's 5 million dollar salary. It's stories complaining about his 500 million dollar salary.
Does anyone of you have ever suffered from this? 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh hey, that thing I have has a name.
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Saw this post earlier, thought I´d expand upon it 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'll chime in saying that "pure" water back then was "unpurified, bacteria/amoeba-filled water", which wasn't the best for anyone.
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oke 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That title on the left of the magazine. "Did things get weird?" Yes, magazine. Things got weird.
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