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All hail 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Future attention whore
Why don't you walk?? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Btch wtf Americans think...they are the only stupid ones not being able to speak more than one language and they think they are special af
This is unbearable 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
More like a warewolf
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Thanks man 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Rock Lee wants his ice cream 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Great, you are teaching your kid that only two outcomes are possible in a given situation, success and failure, and that only success is worth being noticed and rewarded. This kid sure will have unimaginably high levels of self-esteem.
Seriously, we should be teached that the effort counts, not the outcome, and that failure does not exist anyways, because you learn even more when you "fail".
Less funny that photos of a lil' dude pulling a rope, I guess.
Rook at me! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In S02E05 of South Park ("Conjoined Fetus Lady"), two Chinese radio/TV hosts do this, and I always found this hilarious.
I really hope they make fun of us, actually.
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Obese well-made Lion 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually, rats started fucking our shit up, but when the first few people died, we (French dude here) thought this was beecause of cats (they're malevolent creatures from Hell, everyone knows that), so we killed pretty much every cat we could find, and the rats did not have predators anymore and their populations grew A LOT and they gave us The Black Plague. My point here is: give the Europeans screens, and they'll throw them away thinking they cause malaria.
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This is how anti vax stuff started I think 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My grandma has been a manager of radiology departments for 20+ years and lemme tell you that those little booths are actual live savers to X-ray techs. Like no one really cares about X-ray techs in the hospitals where around here so there’s been instances of their personal radiation monitors (work on their ID badge to limit dangerous exposer) breaking and the hospitals saying “we’ll get to it” aka “there could be a present threat of radiation against our populous or you alone could just be screwed in the event of a future crisis...I don’t care either way cause that’s not important”
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Mouse magic 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Anyone else read it in there voices?
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Who's cutting onions? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lovely
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france 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
French: 100
Send in the rain 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Already in progress.
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Who wants to live there with me ? 45 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh how I'd LOVE to come visit!!!
Attractive languid Crow 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'll be the trash can
Something nice to read out loud 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
For those learning English, keep up the good work! You can do it! One word at a time.
Remember to learn it like a child does in their first year in school. Learn the basic rules and know that there are exceptions to the rule, we just have lots of exceptions!
Sometimes 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I didn't wait till 21
Lucky kid 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wish she was my dad.
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Words to live by 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
my goal is to sleep more... checkmate.
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To the computer! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
To the invisible.. boat mobile!!
I hope you can read 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please don't blow on your soupy shit.....
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One sacrifice pill, please... *stares at Allegiant with tears in her eyes* 56 comments
guest · 5 years ago
body pill. i would create a character and have any powers i wanted
When he's right, he is right 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A broken clock is right twice a day, but it’s also wrong 86,398 times a day.
I looked up how many seconds in a day.
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This needs to be a thing all over the developing world 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that a plastic banner tho?
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This is how anti vax stuff started I think 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s awesome that you clarified the subject without looking down on people who may not know! Awesome job!
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Musical theatre problems 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cashiering with a headset while you coworkers trash talk and make jokes about customers
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- I'd pay to see this 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not gonna fight you. MaGuire was awful and I actively hate his Spiderman.
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- I'd pay to see this 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Toby McGuire is my least favorite Spiderman, fight me.
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Being born in a third world country is like playing life on expert difficulty mode 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s not even playing life, it’s just waiting for life to fuck you over.
they're camera quality is as sh1t as mine 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Niooo 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I say YYYYEEEEEEESSSSS! (Cue Edna) All the social media ALL the gay all the ads ALL the time. Enough hetero narratives, so boring and played!
(Plus since I’m a st8 girl, way too many girl butts for no reason. Let’s have *any other* narrative beyond straight dude perspective. It’s beyond annoying and definitely “shoved in everyone’s faces every chance they get”)
Fake/Useless/Silly Fact of the Day #3 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Go to news.artnet.com/art-world/early-olympics-art-events-594437
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This is a dumb game... - Darth an*s, probably 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Darth Yekal
Bud Eyes Light Dragon 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I am that dark magician
Make ur own in the comments these are really good 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
THE LAST ONE OMGGG
Bring out the chokey 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The main point of calling her Matilda is to degrade her in that it points out she is an actress and, according to so many today, apparently actors/actresses can't have political opinions
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RAW POWER 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So slav !
Menism 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Uh so um different guest here but um it didn't seem like Peach_milk was saying anyone was invalid? It sounded like he was just asking b/c he was curious. But idk 乁[ ᴥ ]ㄏ
Menism 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And just for the record, I couldn't give two shits what someone wears, go naked for all I care. I know it's an extension of themselves and if it's not against the law, go for it. HOWEVER, saying what your thoughts are on the subject, like the head-strong rosalinas, is just as valid a right and as long as it's not against the law, and the truth, say what you want, you have the same equal rights to express yourself. And the truth is, you can't say to let people live their lives as long as they're not hurting anyone, while telling others the life they're living, that's not hurting anyone, is wrong. And the fact that you came back to say that your hypocrisy somehow doesn't make you a hypocrite, also makes you a stupid fucking bitch.
Syphilis 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
aids did not happen because of bestiality. it was supposedly caused by a different flavour of sin, that is greed. ape hunting for various reasons such as meat and selling gorilla heads as fancy ornamets for rich people's houses led to blood-borne spread of siv (simian hiv) which was back then a zoonosis. it happily mutated, probably as a giant fuck you to humanity for not leaving out monkey ancestory in peace. the ironic bit however is that there's horribly a lot of damage done by hiv precisely in africa, amongst the poor people who were likely the least responsible for the ape-made-ornaments fashion that plagued rich white people of the time.
as i am not allowed to include a link i suggest you google origin of aids pandemic for refs. there's scholarly articles all over the place.
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Menism 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol, I bookmarked this page because I knew you'd be back! I know hypocrites LOVE to claim how that their actions and responses, that they are 100% responsible for (and usually got up on a soap box to share), were NOT ment to reveal their complete hypocrisy, and will fight to the death for you to NOT point it out! Seriously, you claim rosalinas is always negative and is very full of her(?)self and then jump to the solution of letting everyone "...think and do what they want". Do you not see how you're shitting on her just-as-fucking-valid-thoughts (in a highly negative way) because you don't agree with her stance and your reason for doing so is because she needs to not bother people if they're not hurting anyone (who was she fucking hurting when you revealed to the world that she's always negative and very full of herself, WHO!?).
The next step in human progress 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The most hilarious thing in that image to me is the guys trying to take a picture with the Ipad. It looks so clunky
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Europe right now 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
the parents were right its not that hot
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Moskau Moskau werft die Gläser an die Wand 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mokow, Moskow, throw the glasses at the wall
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The next step in human progress 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Last joke from Jony Ive before he resigned.
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Kids 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is this Parks and recreation?
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win 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She is charged for starting a brawl against two women, how is this bitch fight still being brought down to sexism?
Why I won’t be a teacher 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unless one plans on engineering or physics as a career, basic arithmetic, statistics and data analysis would be far more useful for the average high school kid in the long run.
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Share if you have a heart 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That IS Robert Downey Jr.
What a champ 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Behold! I'm at the bottom!
Hey if the shoe fits 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is soooo sad oh my