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I want to go to Kanto, Jhoto, Hoenn, a galaxy far far away, and Middle Earth

Obama sucks and why would Romney need money? He's rich as fuck

Don't stoop to their level like that

You two forget that the dinosaurs and unicorns are fossil pokemon, yet to be discovered

He hasn't gotten the proper badge yet

Ill kill all of you

Plankton build a robot with the ability to think and feel, he's the real genius here

That Naruto scene never happened. I watched the entire series about 5 times and have looked specifically for this exact scene and it simply does not exist

Asshole...fucking autocorrect

Weed just makes you a useless welfare using cunt, asswhole

They stole that from an old TV show called MASH where an iconic and loved character finally got to go home from the Korean War. He was the leader of a MASH unit and a surgeon there as well. On his plane home it was shot down and he died. When the cast was told, during the shooting of a sence, they had no idea that he was going to die and all of the reactions in the operating room were real

Lohan used to be sooooo hot

To bad he didn't say that...and Obama had driven the US into further hell. So fuck you

Kill it with fire

Liberals are whiny as shit

Fuck retard all fucking politicians fucking lie you fucking ignoramus

I was a Romney fan because he was the lesser of two evils but this bitch probably doesn't know what conservatism means. She's a poor representation of conservatives we aren't all fucking cunts like her.

If I could find the person who posted this, I would slaughter you.

We should hold a Nuremberg trials for grammar nazis like they did with real nazis. Fucking slaughter the FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM!

I would

Obama spent just as much you fucking retard

Fuck you asswhole Romney would have fixed America

Retarded means slow

Good guy pepsi

I think you people how pick at things like this on statuses that aren't stupid, seeing as this one had some meaning, are the worst kind of people out there. You think you are just perfect behind your computer screen correcting stupid mistakes that people with lives don't give a damn about. I don't remember the last time I had time to search the Internet high and low for grammar mistakes. You are the loners and the people with nothing. You all can go fuck yourselves. End rant.

God damn those are awesome

What if I told you, we as Americans are the offspring of the people that other countries hated some much that they left. We are the outcasts of the world and yet we are one of the most prosperous nations. It's not our fault you other countries kicked out your dumb and handicapped and criminal people so they had to create their own nation to be as stupid, fat, and violent as they wanted. You ignorant fools need to go deeper than what the media and other fucking stupid sources tell you. End rant.

I would fuck the shit outta number 4 and 3

Don't let the fucking vegans see this you fucking dumbass

Rubrics cubes are easy and I'm white

She's pretty good looking

Lies! I'm a guy and only a few girls had 14 at 14!

Luke didn't kill Vader. Vader died after his life support systems were fried form when he threw the Emperor into the abyss and some of his force lightning hit Vader. Fuckin retards

They got the idea for this from the show MASH. A character tells a lady to shut a chicken up because the enemy will find them and she smothers it. He later remembers in a mental hospital that she actual smothered her baby

Fuck obama

You ignorant fucktard. Gandalf is not human or a wizard. He is a demigod like being called an Astari, spelling may be wrong, and because of this, his superiors the Valors, the gods, do not allow him to directly involve himself in mortal affairs. So Gandalf breaks the rules like every fucking second he's on screen.

This shit is easy

Out of context you fucking retard

I'm not sure but I don't think death row inmates can use twitter...

I'm a nerd and none of that pisses me off

I respect people like you

In a psychology of gender class I take, there is no to extremely minute differences between the sexes in IQ or anything that had to do with schooling. There is no relevance between sex and brains.

If it's true, does that mean its not racist?

Thank you for serving in our proud military.

I do both and both groups are my extremely close friends and we all hang out sometimes.

What fuck face would make fun of this song

First off, this is a few years old. Second, the ride lasts 17 seconds, not 5. Third, Cedar Point is the best amusement park in the world.

Canada FTW

I'll kill him. Hands off my wife.

Water, oxygen, gravity, an atmosphere...can't think of anymore off the top of my head