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When my boss tells me there are doughnuts in the break room 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The Little Rascals, he's spanky.
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How girls do the snail thing 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
His nipples (based on the one seen) are of normal placement, their just really pale.
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Result of fight 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Wouldn't their arms rip off? I mean, your shoulders ARE weak points.
I would have shit my pants 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm one of those people that don't scare easily. My first though was 'I hope her sheet doesn't get dirty'.
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Dance 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Actually he's singing. They're World Order, a dance/music group.
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Faith in humanity restoration in process 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think you need to learn what the word commie really means. Hint: it's not this.
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The cobra effect 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There is some fishing line that is being pulled up at a steady pace, you can see the whole spiral quiver as it's being reeled up. Come on people, with all the awesome things in this world, please don't be so amazed with simple child's tricks.
Ooooooohhhh 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't understand this at all. She's not calling his dick a tic-tac, she's comparing his size to one. A tic-tac sized dick does not give a dick tic-tac powers. I'm I being too literal?
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True/false questions 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I guess you never heard of an asshole?
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Wood chips in parks 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I like the wood chips. With sand, it's no fun falling down and seeing what came out of a cat's butt.
What could a lesbian cuisine possibly serve ? 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Open-faced roast beef sandwich.
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Halloween idea 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's why you use spray paint.
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every single time. 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I was just thinking of buying some fast food and now I want it more.
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This is what barbie would look like if she had an average woman's body 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's the ball-joint that's making the shoulder seem big, but the shoulder really ends right before the joint, before the swinging arm. The doll on the right is correctly proportioned.
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Likely to succeed in the future 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They're all looking to their far left.
Seriously guys, you're better than this 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, because "most typical girls" is the smallest minority I can think of. Doesn't convey intent, my ass.
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Epic Dog Beards 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It doesn't count if you force your dog's head up. I'm looking at you, #7.
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How I run in my dreams 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I can run fast in my dreams, but I'm always fucking falling down.
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Why you should always live on top of a hill 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Ponyo!
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Rghargh 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I agree with everything here.
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Tim doesn't give a shit 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is that supposed to be a middle finger or a thumbs up? Maybe a piece of chalk?
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Taylor Swift 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Plus married or people who are dating die all the time without kids or grandkids. not just confirmed bachelor(ette)s.
A little more hitler from tumblr, always so powerful 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Bringing someone back to life just the kill them agian is playing God. The exact same thing that made Hitler Hitler.
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Disneyland wont be the same anymore 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Plus Disney would fire your ass if you dared to smoke in costume.
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Balloon chocolate icecream 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I did try this. the chocolate tasted like i was licking a balloon.
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10 actors and the iconic roles they rejected 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
A lot of these movies would have been ruined by the first choices.
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Meanwhile at Walmart. 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Wal-mart didn't do this, Pepsi did. All soda displays are designed and built by the soda company.
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the photo that changed my idea about kids 'now i LIKE them' 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And the dude's mouth's closed.
Special $5 note 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's illegal to deface US currency. Everytime a bank receives a such a bill, they have to send it away to be destroyed and each new bill printed costs about 9 cents. Times that by the tens of thousands of idiots defacing bills each day and that the government gets reprinting money from our pockets, maybe you'll be as unamused as I am when you see this passive-aggressive shit.
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Some girls are too much 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
All I know is if you open the door and pull out the chair for a guy, they usually get weird and uncomfortable. And that makes me laugh.
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Mans most loyal and awesome friend 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Having a dog as a friend is good and everything, but if the dog has an important job to do, let the dog do his damn job. That's like having a bomb sniffing dog pulled out of service because some kid can't fall asleep without him.
Bad luck brian bird 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Penguins are built to fly underwater.
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This Guy Has Got Serious Brains! 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If the guy was really a gardner for any length of time, his ground wouldn't be hard.
9 amazing realistic 3d paintings 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He's not, that's his elbow and his hand is holding the rope below robin's elbow.
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Dat bubble 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yes, and he's doing the dishes. Didn't you read the post?
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A secret storage shed 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It would soon be found out as my neighbors would come to steal the wood.
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Poor children lmao 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's probably because you were searching for it.
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Vader death grip! 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's what I do.
Disneyland wont be the same anymore 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This isn't official Disney. I don't know where it is, but it's nowhere on Disney property. The quality of the costume is street performer/children's party quality at best, Disney's are very high grade professional quality. Sorce: I've worked in the Disneyland Park costume department for many years. I think these were taken at an Expo or Convention of some kind.
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Glasses makes a difference 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
No matter where I am, people will come up to me to ask where something is or how to do something because I wear thick coke bottles. The jokes on them, though, I'm really just a moron with bad eyes.
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Vader death grip! 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is photoshopped, none of them are jumping. All the clothes and hair are perfectly neutral, and the feet in the back are flat, like they would be standing on ground. Also, their 'shadow' is right below them, when the sun is coming in from the low right, look at the teddy bear's foot.
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'Murican breakfast 22 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The first time I saw this type of sandwich was on the British cooking show "Two Fat Ladies". And they kind of looked down on American eating habits.
Google office 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
At my old job, you were sometimes required to work 12 hour shifts 8 hours apart. The company hires security guards to patrol the employee parking lot to wake up and threaten to tow away anyone trying to get some sleep there instead of wasting hours going home and back. The very definition of a dick company.
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Impressive 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's what family's for.
Medusa 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Medusa is a snake from the waist down.
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It's the second leading cause of preventable death in the United States 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But the post doesn't differentiate between the two. Fat is fat. And yes, you can have serious medical problems from the weight gain from pregnancy, but it is still far more healthy to pack on the fat then staying thin while carrying.
Get a Room! 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And this is why people carry guns.
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Book 21 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It depends, is it from my point of view or someone else's?
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Tiny nipples: Solved! 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Those are some gross pepperoni pieces, they should be more oval and stretched.
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