The missing 5 commandments:
11. Thou shalt not use the Bible to justify slavery.
12. Thou shalt not hate the gays. Love thy neighbor and all that.
13. Thou shalt not be a jerk to those who do things differently.
14. Thou shalt not burn innocent women as witches. (What the hell, guys, I shouldn't even have to say it.)
15. Divorce might be okay actually. (One flesh, you guys? You're just grasping at straws now in your justifications.)
11. Thou shalt not use the Bible to justify slavery.
12. Thou shalt not hate the gays. Love thy neighbor and all that.
13. Thou shalt not be a jerk to those who do things differently.
14. Thou shalt not burn innocent women as witches. (What the hell, guys, I shouldn't even have to say it.)
15. Divorce might be okay actually. (One flesh, you guys? You're just grasping at straws now in your justifications.)