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Reading these comments and the first thing that comes to mind is "Goddamn I hate you humans."

Thats awesome.

Jesus another comic making is sound like fucking white people sit on thrones of gold and wipe our asses with 100 dollar bills. Sorry Im late for my 4 o clock blow job and then i need to ride my unicorn alittle bit. Tell that to the homeless guy i just gave five bucks to, or those battling cancer and if they manage to survive will be smashed with debt. Fuck off. Not funny just annoying. And this coming from a comic fuck who makes millions standing on a stage.

This is so fucking depressing. He looks totally lost like he has no idea what hes going to do. FFS why post this shit. There is enough depressing and terrifying shit in the world. Now i get to sob myself to sleep thinking of this tiny little helpless animal with no home. I came here for fucking fart jokes.

Down voted, Fuck you this isnt a middle school slumber party.. This is an adult slumber party. Online. Still.. fuck you.

I am legend IMO was a great movie, but i cant watch it due to the dogs death. When hes singing "every little thing". I just fucking break down. Game over. Time for a Disney movie.

You raise min wage and they raise the cost of everything. No fucking point. Stop being the 45 year old manager at a fast food joint with 5 kids. Get an education, stop breeding.

Dont wait for change, be the change.

There was actually a serious debate once if people over 80 shouldn't be allowed to vote. The argument was that the future does not belong to them anymore which is actually a pretty fucked up way to put that they're about to die any minute. If she voted for Hillary would it be ok she voted? Either way she is a living breathing person and has rights. She may continue to practice those rights until she no longer can of her own free will or physical power. Do i disagree with her choice. Fuck to the yes. Do i have a right to remove her rights to vote? No. Simple as that.

Backfire: She walks in, spots you and licks her lips saying "Dads not home."