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stop f*cking my brain up 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If they don't meet, no one will ever ponder which one is older.
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awww 2cute 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
These dogs actually look more like Immortal members :)
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Hammer smashed face 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your username is a nice Holy-fuck-now-this-is-incredible-music reference.
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Guitars replaced with slugs 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's actually called the "smell the skunk" technique. youtube.com/watch?v=Bp7evCQWBgU (starting at 1:10)
I'm gonna hand these to kids on Halloween night 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You're what's wrong with this world.
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Who else does this 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The exact same. And if I accidentally switch places, I freak out every five minutes wondering where I lost them.
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Sack of potatoes 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
These are onions.
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Dating advice from Uber 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Isn't this, like, double sexist?
He's stuck 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"This photo will get, like, a thousand likes on Facebook.
- ...fuck your species, John. Seriously."
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Truth is not relative! 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is it just me, or the picture kind of says the opposite of the text?
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Can't really help it 189 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Life.
Life crapped in his cornflakes. And his cranium.
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He's as fed up with life as I am 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I am 31 and can confirm this is exactly how one looks like at 31.
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Warm water is not see through? 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Steam is actually tiny droplets of water in the air (actual vaporized water is invisible). I guess tiny droplets of water into liquid water would not change anything :) I think hot water dissolves a lot of sediments while running through the pipes and tap, while cold water dissolves less stuff. Not all taps/pipes have this effect, and if you take cold water from your tap and boil it, it will still be transparent.
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Some russian astronomer once said 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What do
you
mean by
that?
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Scotty 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Tear me up, Scotty.
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uhmmmmm ;) 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You can't spell "subtext" without "buttsex".
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If you get the reference 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Whoever does not get the reference has to see Holy Grail, an absolute classic. If your parents have not shown you this movie, they partially failed at parenting.
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Don't go near marjorama, kids 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I injected a marjorama once and became instantly diabetic and bald.
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Some people and movies don't seem to know 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Worst thing is, we can be taught CPR for free "to save lives", but even Wikipedia tells us that every movie is lying: "The objective is to delay tissue death and to extend the brief window of opportunity for a successful resuscitation without permanent brain damage."
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They're The Best Kind Of Burritos 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The first one looks like black metal band Immortal's singer was caught relaxing in his beach towel and still tried to look trve cvlt evil for the photo.
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Money well spent 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Depending on who left whom, how things happened, and whether she has a new boyfriend or not, this can be a fun idea or a dick move.
inb4 I must be fun at parties :)
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Insightful fortune 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*insert witty political comment here*
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Fabulous fruit helmets 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Cats absolutely hate the smell of lemons and oranges. Just saying.
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The cat cafe in melbourne 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Exact same in Rennes, France. It opened a couple months ago.
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Vegetarian option 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't want to sound rude, but seriously, screw this family. Shaming someone for not wanting to eat meat is dumb as fuck. (And I am not even a vegetarian myself.)
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Testing One's Self-Control 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You are all monsters.
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Obama's endearing reaction to a baby dressed as a pope 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Let's play "spot the Trump voter".
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This man likes to propose to disney princesses 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Aladin is just like "what the hell, dude? in front of me? are you freaking serious?"
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It's Not About Believing 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just to, well, kind of conclude my point : "Is a given theory actually true?" can be a philosophical, even metaphysical, question. But the answer to "Has anyone even thought of a better explanation to what we know?" is no.
Are quantum mechanics a "fact"? We don't know. They most probably are the best tool human intelligence can create to describe and predict what we humans know of the world, but maybe we only perceive part of what exists, thus quantum mechanics are part of the "real" explanation. This is a huge metaphysical question, and scientists working on quantum mechanics and string theory have this question in mind, but out physical theories are the "truest explanations" we can give.
The theory of evolution, on the other hand, has probability zero to be wrong, because any other explanation for everything we know about living beings throughout history would be incredibly convoluted, more so than we can imagine, and perhaps not even coherent.
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It's Not About Believing 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Prett much (yep, other guest here). Technically, a theory may not be "true", but it fits and predicts everything that has been observed in our world, so that we have no better conceivable tool to imagine the world.
The law of gravity is part of newtonian mechanics (or classical mechanics), a "theory" that has never failed to describe and predict the physical world, until we discovered that, at the atomic level, shit happens. Thus, quantum mechanics were derived, and they even explain why we never see their effects in our macroscopic world, ie why classical mechanics are still valid. To this day, nothing contradicts these theories.
In the same way, nothing contradicts the theory of evolution (I mean nothing we have observed or quantified, our opinions/faith are powerless here).
All theories cited here have never been proven wrong, not even "insufficient", by any scienfitic data. Maybe "reality" is more complex, but our theories perfectly fit everything we know about the Universe.
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We just kill each other with swords instead, like a true viking 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This post may have a few Americans raging in the comment section, but I, for one, think there is a strong correlation between not giving guns to anyone and having low gun mortality ^^
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This woman doesn't speak our language so she held on to the emergency break 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think it's an emergency brake, and you should take English lessons with her.
I know this picture is old but it pisses me off so much 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think this picture is not about not being responsible enough, but about wanting a cue puppy then getting rid of it when he/she grows up. If you are well aware that you will have to take care of a living being that will not remain a puppy for years, you are already a waaaaaay better person than the "I will buy a cute lil' puppy but I do not want a huge dog in my house'" kind.
Also, be confident: one day, you will know you are ready for a dog, and he/she will become your best friend :)
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Sounds charming. I wonder why he's still single. 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Magnificent PG version of the original sentence, indeed :)
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Be careful when being kind 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I never kill an insect or a spider hoping that this will happen one day.
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The truth hurts man 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world." Chuck Palahniuk
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Cat shaming: But some of them look so proud 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I really want to adopt this super-cute sock thief :3
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Pretty much all day, every day 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I used to do this. Then I realized I actually wanted to achieve something. It is incredibly hard, until you find these things that will have you waking up every morning with the will to get shit done.
Seriously what the f*ck. 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
We French people sometimes eat frog legs, and they're delicious.
Also, hon hon baguette Tour Eiffel omelette au fromage oui oui Folies Bergère. (Are you not entertained ?!)
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Hashtag bad luck Brian 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your comment is basically responding to "What a couple of terrible people!" with "I kind of like one of these terrible people".
Trump 59 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I really don't think he actually came with it. He must be hardly capable of writing his own name.
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doggo better be okay or else 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't watch Drag Me To Hell if you love cats. Just saying.
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Probably the happiest cat you will ever see 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Text version:
:3 :3 :3 :3
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Procrastinating expert 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, but Mozart was a musical genius. He could write down the first shit that came to his mind and it was still great. When I procrastinate, my last-minute work just sucks.
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What do you think? 52 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"As a lesbian"? We read your username, we kind of knew ;)
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Think about it 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The original sentence means "I fear the man of a single book", and it probably does not mean what we all think it means.
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*cringes* 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This human being is a disaster.
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This may be useful 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I wish guests on this site could have this virus automatically inst-- oh, well.
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FINALLY A FUNSUBSTER!! 139 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You're a traitor to our kind.
(Just kidding, welcome to the blue side of FS ^^)
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accurate description of my life 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"I don't care what they think about me, but whAT IF THEY BELIEVE I'M AN ASSHOLE OH MY GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE." Story of my life.
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