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Everything after "Hi, I'm Greg" is a bunch of made up, special snowflake, nonsense and should be ignored, along with any imbecile who thinks it's relevant.

For a group of people so bent on worshiping someone, you know surprisingly little about him. He didn't invent most of what you give him credit for. In his time he was know more for his showmanship than his inventions.

First, we are different. These differences are measurable and documented.
Second, this clown ascribes to eugenics. This means he doesn't really believe we're all the same and that some of you should be culled from the population.

That's a big blender if an iPad fits. Even an iPad mini. I think this may be a lame joke.