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guest · 7 years ago

I know, right? Australia enacted gun control and look how much of a hellscape it is.

Will Smith is great, but Schwarzenegger would destroy his army 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Liam Neeson. Played Zeus, Qui-Gon Jinn, Taken dad, Schendleir, LEGO cop.

To one day grow organs for transplantation into people... But 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

You should know by now that these types of posts will always be lurking around the corners, waiting for you to show the first sign of happiness and then making themselves known to you.

this motherf*cker legit just banned muslims. just do background checks retard. 65 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He worded the executive order in such a way that one's religion could be used as a measure for entry into the US.

I want to do this 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Sweet Neptune

Prove them wrong and make those nay-sayers choke on their words. 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"You can't kill those people!" Looks like I'm headed to Pleasureville!

Would be amazing 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"How to View Online Porn Without Her Knowing"
"How to Have an Affair Without Her Knowing"
"How to Keep Her Husband and Your Wife from Knowing"
"1,001 Puppy and Kitten Jokes"
"How to Murder Someone and Get Away With It"

Boot recall 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

They were a size nien. Das Kampfy Boots.

People are dying 47 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Thanks Obama.

Planet x 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Pretend you're the Earth. You look ten feet to your right and you see a wastebasket. Pretend that's the moon. Look outside, maybe a quarter-mile, and you see a car. That's the sun. Look 10 miles away (unaided) in all directions and find a shack. That's what it's like looking for a Planet X. Not very much light will get out to this mystery planet (if it exists) and bounce back to tell us that it's out there.

Another reason to be gay 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Jason needs to pay more attention in sex-ed and what exactly a condom does and doesn't do.

We had a great run 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Tune in this Friday as Barry and Joe say goodbye and head off into the great unknown in a special two-hour episode of Obama. Then stick around for the premier of the spin-off, Trump! (Warning: Trump is rated TVMA, for inappropriate language and water sports.)

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well, now catfishers will know this trick and find ways to overcome it.. 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Your relationship was doomed to fail when you agreed to meet at Hooters for a first date.