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I'm sorry to be "that one who takes things too seriously" and a guest nonetheless, but this is not funny by any means. Speaking as someone who has known people with eating disorders and suffered from anorexia, I just couldn't look this over. I came here too laugh, not to be reminded of years of pain and then hurt by the fact that people are laughing at this. I don't mean to seem sensitive, but posts like this are just not okay.

"Neither one of them loosened their grip, which was probably for the best, because it turned out my ankles and knees had gone all rubbery."

"I glance at the clock and am surprised to see that only four minutes have passed." O.o hahahahahahahahahaha