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Take a Small break from keanu 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why did he build it? Because he was broke from abandoning several big projects and no entity would give him money anymore. He offered up a "Death Ray" to the US government but they had loss faith in him (especially when he admitted alot of the technology he'd need wasn't exist yet) So when they turned him down, he went to foreign governments and even enemy nations of the US offering them the exact same weapon. even they turned him down because of his reputation.
Finally when secret agents ransacked his hotel looking for the plans and found absolutely nothing, he confessed that he hadn't written them down and "kept them in his head" because he didn't trust anyone. Hero. right.
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Take a Small break from keanu 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh and the Death Ray? He did invent that, or at least everyone including him believed he did. He scaled up a tesla coil and "invented" a way to direct the energy over miles. He claimed it would "-bring down a fleet of 10,000 enemy airplanes at a distance of 250 miles." as well as "-cause armies of millions to drop dead in their tracks."
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b*ner apple teeth. 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok so i take german in school and Dicke means Fat/thick it is not at all innapropriate it is the language and it is very rude to post this, i myself am not german but am only half and i find this very insulting, it is not our fault that our language interfreres with english slang!
Take a Small break from keanu 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually yes. He was genius but also morally and ethically bankrupt. The man couldn't hold a home and lived in a luxury hotel room for the latter portion of his life that he habitually couldn't afford. He renegaded on every contract he was entrusted to keep and never saw through on his promises of profit for any investor who was blinded by brilliant ideas. He routinely tried to turn every invention he owned into a weapon (Radio controlled boats. Why? So he could attack anyone who came near the coast with futuristic tech)
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Advanced protesting with Love - All 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The new coverage on this is false. The image they keep posting and claiming is a HK protestor was in fact taken during an anti-labour reform demonstration in the western French city of Nantes in June 2016.
Sweden wanted a bridge, Denmark wanted a tunnel, they compromised 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why wouldnt they just make whole thing a tunnel
Right jazzy Cobra 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stupid options
Some funny gif 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That must have hurt!
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Someone in Austin having way too much fun 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want to marry that person
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*Distorted theme song* 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Are you sure nothing is wrong with him?
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F**king Plebs, wanting tributes and shit 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too many people are bought into the idea that their piece of the pie is a gift from their boss, or that they are part of the ruling class even though they control pretty much nothing. So they wouldn’t do it. Even though it benefits them, they wouldn’t do it. It benefits people they don’t “identify with”.
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He said it loud 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But theyre both exercises in self control.
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Male version of hooters 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Better idea for women: A place where the guys wear suits and tuxedos, and stop and listen to the endless ceaseless BS stories that they want to tell. For example, "Did you get groceries today?" should be a yes or no answer, but the waiters at the women's fantasy bar will sit through all the meanderings of the "shopping adventure," including stories about people he doesn't know who were also at the store and how the cashier said the coupon couldn't be combined with the other sale price when it plainly was good for what the woman was buying. Oh, and also the offshoot story that came to mind during the parts about people he doesn't know, but that person was at a wedding of another person he doesn't know or care about but this thing happened to them...
Not if he says the magic words 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gurl
Who hides behind the mask? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Has been
Not so lonely 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh please.....she ruined the John Wick franchise.
Krabby Land Sign of Truth 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, unless it's the President of the USA.
Cats deserve more love 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cats who kill wildlife aint going to heaven. Just saying
Customer asking stupid question 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ain't nobody foolin' nobody. Shit's high cuz of greed.
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I'll be their b*tch for that money 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What the actual shit mother fucking bullshit is this!? The little twat waffle isn't even hitting him in the mouth and YOU get a fucking can-buy-a-house,-summer-house,-spoil-my-wife-out-the-ass,-and- comfortably-support-two-point-five-childen
Take a Small break from keanu 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you Bandersnatch Clumperdale
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HAPPY OCTOBER (●_■) 75 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Holy shit I can’t sleep thanks!....
Trashy enough ? 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
actually, I was being sarcastic and thought it was kinda obvious
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Take a Small break from keanu 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He didn't invent AC current, radar, X-Rays, or a death ray. You've taken an interesting historical figure that greatly contributed to his field and turned him into some ridiculous superhero.
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- He believed he was The One when nobody did 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Good lord, Samuel L. Jackson got fat.
Might try this later 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can't feed himself, walk, speak, or wipe his own ass? No thanks...
Trashy enough ? 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
if he didn't want to get robbed, he should not have acted so robbable
Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Still looks like the same douche he was before only fatter.
Meowdy partner 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
cats fucking suck
Maybe I should go to another library 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
dont u freaking dare leave that mans a legend
Democrat Strategy be Like 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Democrats are treasonous scumbags not doing their jobs they were elected to do period.
Its gonna be fun slaughtering them when it all kicks off.
The truth be spoken 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Retried beans are Mexican mashed potatoes.
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Presenting action hero gramps 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Польские парашютисты — смелые парни, уважаю
Dodging bullets like Neo 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sheesh that song is annoying
Hong Kongers picking up trash together after the protest 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The world needs more encouragement than judgement...
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Press F to pay respects 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The reason you don’t understand stand is because you probably never put yourself in harms way. The average soldier fights for what he believes in . If that means killing bad guys then so be it . The marine corps has a answer when asked what are they fighting for. God , country, Corp
Cute seal 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, RAARRRRR!!!
A dog tasting ice cream 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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One of the finest TV series in recent times 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Source please OP
Do you ever feel like Cinderella? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All the time. Every time
Tina knows what's up 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Here's the problem with calling it egalitarianism: There are events just for girls, like an engineering day at the near ups college's engineering school, or a girls in flight program at the air field. There are no equivalent boys programs.

I see that at a large shopping site online that it's possible to direct your business to women-owned companies. My boss hired a woman and was really pleased because it let him check off a box on *his* review that he was promoting "diversity." There are countless examples of giving girls and women some advantage, but now we're at the point where 51% of college degrees are awarded to women. So why are we still giving advantages to "level,the playing field?"

What's wanted now is not equality but privilege. Is everything now fair? Of course not. But all this pushing advantages for people with XX chromosomes is nothing more than bias and it always goes one way. But you can't advance equality with inequality. So, be honest about desiring privilege.
Ooh google 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I too enjoy coming home the back way
It's funny because it's true 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Trumpers don't think. They are like orcs.
That can't be it 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nah, too weak to be a reason
Titanic then and now 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow! ( I like to express myself with emojis.., DON'T JUDGE!.or else!!) there's a BIG difference ..., Just cover up 1side then cover the other!.and please like this comment because I am trying to get 200, yes 200 likes on FunSubsstance!! So, do it now... Seriously, DO IT OR ELSE
THE FEELS. 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Omg!! I feel so sad for you. I also saw the dates that long?! Poor Ryan at least he's with God now. But what happened?
We need this 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How does this have no "thumbs up?" It accurately answers the question posed of "Why didn't someone teach me these important life skills?" It turns out that when your dad or uncle or neighbor tried to do that, you were too busy or too tired or didn't feel like it or too engaged in sending memes to your friends about why nobody caused this knowledge to be transmitted into your head with no effort or time on your part.
Right jazzy Cobra 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
B
The reason is the matches. Fire is a big game changer in survival like this. I doubt a majority of us could start a fire with what we are giving in A. Also, you could make rope out of tree fibers or vines ( pretty common in tropical, warm/wet climates). And literally every tv show on survival shows how to make a basic shelter with what’s around you. The pot can boil water or you could catch rain water with it as well. The cross bow seems cool and all but will probably only get small game or birds. And you can remove the blade on the spear for a knife if you want.
B seems to be the logical choice in long term survival.
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Brawny voracious Weasel 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Convenience fee" :