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Except this is not the reason vegans don't eat eggs.

A devoted brother and nascent criminal.

What is a "deadspin"?

We always called that thing a baby jail.

That dog is not floating on those balloons.

Guys say yes because they lack practice saying no.

This is from Outhouse Daily, which is like The Onion minus funny.

Not to be confused with the fire of extermination.

More like 60 million.

Solution: remove pants.

I call BS. This deportation never happened.

Sun dogs.

"I posted this" says the whiner.

Stormfronter got lost and wound up here.

Winning the War on Christmas.

Another failed mutant.

This totally works. Not.

A very tough guy. In the movies.

Not everything in Australia is a spider. The poisonous snakes are not spiders.

I am concerned that a teacher never heard of this extremely famous poem before.

I heard about this a few years ago, so I tried it with my dog. She growled at me -- didn't look happy to be doing it, but she growled. I haven't tried it again.

Absolutely true. And a few more, but none of it printable.

Wish I knew who drew this.

Not to quibble or anything, but the holocaust was not legal. Many of the horrific abuses, like the ghettos, were legal under German law at the time, but the genocide was not.

Let us not forget US Rep. Dick Armey.

I thought only earthworms eat humus?

Petty.

Just wanted to mention I first heard this joke over 40 years ago.

Canned ravioli?! Is this a thing?

And if we can just learn some manners, we can refrain from both.

But could he shoot somebody in Times Square?

Not to mention, how a real man takes a selfie.

Sorry, megachurches are way more profitable.

I'm sure he goes to church. To gun down the congregation.

Packing some heat.

Tesla deserves a lot of credit. But he never invented a death ray.

I hate seeing people put perfectly good food in the trash.

x-rays and gamma rays? Maybe they're thinking of cosmic rays and got confused.

Kotisaari.

And yet, the US is the greatest country on Earth. Coincidence? I think not.