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Fall back 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
whiny men
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Straight facts 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
you mean like the ugly fat loser incels who think they are owed supermodels? and go and kill women? well, some women might have aspirations like that but they sure don't kill others. op should shove this meme up his hairy ass.
How to talk to girls 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
what an asshole
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Nice balls, Nathan 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That’s because you’re a straight man..
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A joyous followup 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Cute catto
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Even better 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Catto
SLURP 20 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Is that adele
British priorities 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
My girl stops to take water breaks....
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It was not 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"You see, I'm something of an optometrist myself...."
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I hate coffee.. I'll show up at 9 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Government job. Can confirm.
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Creating different accounts to try the first month trial 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
this is a quality meme
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Who wants to live there with me ? 45 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I get the upstairs!
HELPPP!!!! 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Will it float?
I listen to all types of music 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I used to do this too where if someone would say they loved all music, I'd say "all music???" and play some Gregorian Chant. Now I realize I was probably being kind of a pedantic jerk.
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My sister painted my calculator :D 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ur sister is cool
That's what you get for helping... Or for laughing. Still, I don't think I 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Wouldn't this be fitting a big thing into a tiny hole? Anyone can easily put a tiny thing into a hole. Either she's stupid or a bitch. Probably both.
If you do this, mention your country 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The internet
8-) 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I pay to see a therapist
Remember her? 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Dash, you don't award the Nobel Peace a prize to someone who you think is a great guy. You also shouldn't award one to someone for "what he's going to,do."

But then agains, Yasser Arafat was awarded one, so it doesn't mean anything.
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I made this idiot press the button! 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Thanks, I hate it
Creating different accounts to try the first month trial 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
River Song is the best character in Doctor Who imo
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I hate coffee.. I'll show up at 9 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I hate all the right wing crap. Actual jokes please.
High IQ meme here 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ha!
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Coincidence? Hmm... I don't think so 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Remember when the Brits thought Brexit was a practice vote? Good times. It’s fun watching them screw themselves over.
The shrek life isn't for everyone 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Crack kills
Coincidence? Hmm... I don't think so 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You sound like a lil bitch
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The captions make it 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
All six of these statements (two in post, four comments) contain at least 1 error. Example: The first guest is missing a comma.
Changing of the guard 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yes. Yes we are.
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Say what? 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
My local theater did this. Easy way to sneak in snacks? Throw lots of loose feminine products on top. Are you a man? Throw lots of dirty dog toys on top of the snacks. Not once as someone asked to remove these layers. Get caught eating in the theater? Boldly (an absolute must) state you have diabetes, you're hungry and you're not going to lose a foot eating their non-doctor-approved food and if they need more info, tell them to talk to their manager. It's against USA's federal law to discriminate against someone's disability or medical necessities, and places can get even get in huge trouble if they ask for proof for non-essential reasons. It may be a shit move, but so is kicking someone out of a paid venue for not eating THEIR food.
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How they refer to your romantic partner 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I don't see this as much of an improvement.
First day at work... It's the boys! 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Belso you're missing the vulture
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Fill it with sound 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I've spent years and years trying to love myself, reasoning about why I wasn't a hollow piece of crap, and it kind of failed. A very few years back, I started just enjoying very little things about me, infinitesimal stuff, shit that goes unnoticed by pretty much everyone but me, and it helps a lot. It's that whistling sound it makes when I run at the right angle, and it means everything to me.
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Lavender extract causes autism 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Derp , go big pharma ! All vaccines are safe! What ? Gulf war syndrome? Shut the fuck up and wear a tin foil hat derp derp derp
The triceratops taste the best 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
In France (and Belgium, and probably other countries nearby), we have these chocolate-coated biscuits called Dinosaurus, shaped like dinosaurs. I am 33, still loves them, and the T-rex is the only one that I behead with my first bite.
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Sorry bud 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Excuse me, but a park ranger named Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning SEVEN TIMES in his lifetime.
Haha americans 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I have seen this meme all over the place may I ask what show this is form?
I've been thinking of switching career to nursing lately after working in corporate 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That being said, don't let it bring you down. I've had moments like when patients would completely change up their medical historys when they got asked the same questions by ER staff, to helping a patient who had such a bad asthma attack they went into syncope. It's a difficult field, but very rewarding in its moments.
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I've been thinking of switching career to nursing lately after working in corporate 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Currently at pre-med, but a friend of mine while going on rotation was told repeatedly by the nursing staff to be prepared for a load of bullshit from the patients to the hospital system. Got a ton of the same stuff myself while volunteering on EMT rotations
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See the difference 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ain't nobody picking on her baby boy!
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A fascinating specimen 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Mild poison
Dammit bob 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You wanna talk?
I updated this old post 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Where is the one with hollow knight
Be more open 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That's not how leotards work.
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Amen brother 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Also if you're getting tireder than you used to and haven't gained weight double check with your doctor. THAT turned out to be lung cancer.
Sorry bud 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
When you get struck by lightning, you actually get turned in to a conductor that attracts lightning.
The real reason Steve stayed in the past 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Watch Endgame friend.
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This is how you lose customers 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Or you trigger your body's tendency towards type II diabetes and gain 30 pounds you'll never lose again. Have fun spinning that roulette wheel, y'all.