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Bendydick Cumonback?

Real heroes don't wear capes

I will not have you collect my soul and leave the fans cry like a babbling bumbling band of baboons!

Noe

Blame the 60 & 70 batch that won't let you have jobs coz they're busy filling their own pockets.

This is not fair... women know how to win, men don't even know how to play.

Lecturer called terminator coz more than 50% fail her course exam each year.

Moment of silence for our comrade in the friendzone.

Big dogs small mutts

Squeaker squeak squeakum... squeaker.

Disney should hire manga artists

Perseus?

But... his tiny hand might just slip through!

Draught of the living death

Obekitty is a problem in captive cats.

Dave! It's dave the octopus!

Ocean water can melt wooden beams

Looks like skyrim....or just me

Keep thinking of Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy and try harder to humanise that little piece of shit.

Why weren't you born when they were deciding this shit?

They only use the map when sneaking around late at night so there's no need to flip open the part where the dormitories are.

Marry her and offer to carry the babies

The content of the songs are rather disturbing.

You need to research your facts better.

Isis has a theme song?

Would you respond if some random person came up to you and said 'cupcakes!'

Use scholar.google.com

Leonard has student loans

Who's the kid next to Morgan Freeman?

I want this friend

Fuck this bitch, I'm waiting for my princess.

A moment of silence for our comrade in the friend zone.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...