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Wish I was there 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You have been smoking a lot lately
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Yes you are 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I know I'm late to the party, but those lights are perfectly legal, it's just that the owner or mechanic will adjust them so that they are pointing straight ahead instead of angled down at the road, to give a false sense of seeing further (no matter what, they only have so much throw). You really can't tell if they've been altered, and made illegal in most states, unless you're right in front of them, hence why they're so hard to ticket.
Generic american slices from sunnyacres! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gelatin is not a meat-based product, it is an animal-based product. It's made from the boiled bones and hides of slaughtered animals, no meat is used. "Chocolate-flavored" always makes my throat swell shut, a horrible allergy that isn't always pointed out on packaging (low quality "chocolate" also sends me to the emergency room, only the highest quality for me lol).
My first ever photograph sold I am really proud of myself 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’m proud of you too
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My sister painted my calculator :D 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Next time, show those piggies
Imagine 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagine having a dream where you woke up rested, then actually woke up and weren't rested at all.
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The way this staircase seamlessly melds into the next floor up 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No thank you! I just know I'll walk a touch too far and slip down the side, cracking my skull in the process.
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But with lights off 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’d enjoy the heck out of it
More Ewoks please! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sure it is. They're just all white.
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Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
the first time i saw this i thought "the drake format" was a deep cut into some mathematics shit
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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
the first time i saw her after she left nickelodeon i thought she was so much hotter, but now i think she's over done it and i like her before better
Destruction 100 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@Xvarnah don’t be so dramatic
Even better 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kevin is my "dog".
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Me 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well sometimes they get anxious so you should either just let them come to you or let them smell you first. And another thing a lot of people don’t know is most dogs don’t like to be pet on the top of their head. (Sometime they just don’t like strangers doing that and sometimes it’s just everyone.)
#Lifehack 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ewwww
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Let them fight 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me in the comments section: *eats popcorn*
Time to break at lunch break ,a cop who investigated his own robbery 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The movie is quite good, tbh
More Ewoks please! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'd like to see a Shaka Zulu remake with an all-white female cast!
Merging onto a highway 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or... you know, don’t be a dick who merges late when they tell you miles before or you’re used to commuting on that road and are just trying to jump the traffic thereby causing more traffic
Glo up! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Somewhat similar for the little mermaid. If she’s from the more tropical part of the ocean living in the shallower waters, she would be very dark (probably not of African ancestry...) but if she were from deeper waters evolution would have created a body that could better handle the cold dark pressurized depths and she would be pale and very large.
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Geology jokes rock 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jesus, Marie. They’re minerals!!
Dont judge a book by its cover 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Their ignorance is a reflection of society now
Fake blind beggar 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He can hear
I am this old 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’m so non American that when you won, you still got nothing
You have failed Joshua 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time
My favorite movie 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Uhm, what is the title of the film?
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Still in my feels about this 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Alexy
Dont let Apple see this 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why not?
Outstanding meme 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bukkake Busshin No Jutsu!
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More Ewoks please! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How many POC exist in Russia? Hmmm?
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Some love for the homies 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Always 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fuck this guy she can do whatever she damn well pleases. If he only wants to talk to women to fuck them that's his goddamn problem.
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The birth of modern capitalism. Circa 1500 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How would you pay for it? The answer is obvious: The Government pays, using the money that they get by taxing only the rich. In fact, The Government can even choose all the content of what we see and do since they're paying for it, and if you believe that a The Government is the source of funding for important things then it's also the best entity to choose content.

If you don't think so, then don't obligate me to choose from a set of one choice for health insurance.
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Now stomp your feet 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Concur. Basically, it's because that's the facts, Jack! Any moron who spouts lefty-created bull5h1t that the Nazi Party was right-ish, or 'far right', is an imbecile of the first degree. Nazis were leftist-socialist-totalitarian. Clear as crystal.
Same as the leftist-socialist-totalitarians of today, really; including those Antifa fickwuts - compare their "flag" to the original, created by the marxists and communists of that same era.
1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I thought that was a Friends reference
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Always 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What show does this come from? Stephen Merchant never fails to make me laugh
That makes sense 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i am so petty about that stick. i intentionally never use it and nonchalantly watch people before or after me panickly notice it's missing and then angrily shove it between their food and mine. free comedy every time. :D
Meanwhile in Algeria 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oooo a penny
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Wee ooo wee ooo car 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unlike other countries, you can get medical treatment right away though. Not dieing while on a waiting list is something never mentioned.
Good collection of movies 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Memento and Identity are not that well-known, especially by the younger people (Memento was released in 2001, Identity in 2003), but they are mind-blowing. Memento is incredibly well built, and Identity has really clever plot twists up its sleeve. Highly recommended.
Exactly 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Agreed.
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Thats why task manager is here for you 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Enough people don't know how to turn off startup programs that this is a thing? They should not be using a computer if it is a mystery to them.
This meme offends me 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hmm, I wonder what kind of jokes you make based on your selection of offended groups...
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Good for her 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
but this picture was made even more recently, so it's also unfair for the creator to say abortion is banned completely
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Happy Thanksgiving. 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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She did the math 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who the fuck works a second job because they want to? Whose dream is it to deliver pizza (not shitting on you guys: I love pizza and you, the bringers of pizza). It's well known that the pay for teachers in the US is awful. The mental gymnastics performed by people in the US to justify this is astounding.
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???? Indian flying fox and baby along the ride ???? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And eyes
The Cemetery of Lund, Sweden, houses a headstone representing a child playing 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gosh, I was in Lund two months ago and was not aware of that. I have to go back there.