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How to spot chemically ripened bananas 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
RIP guest that isnt me
This guy dances perfectly to any song 202 comments
guest · 4 years ago
here comes the bride goes badly, as well as my favorite song, Littleroot town from pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald.
Apple fritters are my favorite 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Delete this
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Sia being an absolute bro 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Agreed
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This is why your wear a helmet 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I prefer to not crash. No gay ass helmet needed.
Makeup Artist Uses Her Lips To Create Stunning Art Pieces 30 comments
guest · 4 years ago
who... gives... a... shit.....?
Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I didnt say that. I said it was a mental health issue, and it is. There is no basis for this BS argument in science.
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As for "getting jiggy with a hot chick" - 'it' is not a hot chick, if it has a penis. That's the point which you and your weird, unstable friends may have missed. Its not going up my anything, and if 'it' tries, its getting my fist directly through its face.
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And finally, you conveniently failed to comment on the fact that you special, whiny, parasites really contribute nothing to society. Perhaps start, and someone, somewhere may deign to care what you think.
Who remembers this? 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
We still have ours but don't use it now. It's the basement rec room.
Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
@halfdeadhammerhead if youre wondering why nobody gives a shit about your point of view, or cares to agree with, or take you seriously? It's because "trans-women" dont exist. People are well within their rights to have mental health issues, but to wave them in our face and sanctimoniously shove them down our throats- that will not be tolerated.
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Take your stupidity back to the other stupid people who agree with and glorify it. God all of you special snowflakes are so especially stupid, and amount to nothing in life except as parasites to society. Do something significant, valuable, or noteworthy and then we might care. Instead all you do is bitch and whine about problems that dont even exist, except in your heads. Hilarious.
2020 olympic logo 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It hurts my eyes, badly.
Freedom! 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
40,000 fatal shootings in the US last year.
Watching 2016 be like 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It’s 2019. We’re still waiting.
Drinking games with Hillary 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
If you applied this to President Trump, you’d have had alcohol poisoning day 1.
Freedom! 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Maybe one day we'll be as sophisticated as England. What was it, 40,000 stabbings last year? Such as peaceful people.
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Have nice day 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Raw and no lube
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Peanut Plant 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I always thought they came from a jar
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Certainly 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I ejaculate fire by Dethklok
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This rip in a leather sofa looks like a boat floating in the open sea 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
If you zoom in even closer onto the tear/boat, you will realize that it is actually a Wikipedia-article on jokes about pictures that have been mistaken for something similar. There is also a chapter about people that do not understand said jokes, who try to explain that the picture in fact is something completely different.
Having aspergers myself, I am fascinated by the level of detail of the picture, as well as of the depth of the article which made me contemplate life, death and existance itself.
p*rnhub 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
pornhub
Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Being trans is like being gay, no one is allowed to question or ask for proof of it. Being gay I don't agree with the trans movement, it's a self-destructive mental health issue, NOT a social construct issue (downvote away), BUT based on the most core and tightly held beliefs of both transsexuals and gays, NO ONE is allowed to say who is or isn't trans or gay, not even other trans or gays. So by this very idiom, all trans must be seen as a collective and everyone (such as this post) comes rushing to their defense for the sole fact they are trans .
TL;DR until trans people accept they are being inappropriate, something that they would never do do to it literally removing all their social-construct arguments, this will be the new norm.
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Well this is awkward 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
this is all very fun and hilarious but some things really aren't meant to be made a joke of. so if you really wanna test out suffocation go choke on some dick.
MY pancakes! 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
excellent!!!
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MY pancakes! 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Cool
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Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The worst part is he wasn't going to salons, but to home-based businesses, private addresses to be exact (they tend to have less safety protocols in place). He would request an appointment through facebook using fake profiles photos including those of pregnant women. Upon revealing his clearly male genitals, the shocked/unprepared/untrained small-business owner would ask him to leave and he would proceed to sue for discrimination. He lost in a collective judgment, setting new precedent in Canada.
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Wholesome life 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I decided to read this as instructions, and did each thing. It felt like a 20 pound backpack fell off of me.
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Eurovision Song Contest - the Troll Fest. Go for it. Let's do it 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is silly. Eurovision is not related to the European Union, you twit. Even Australia is there!
"Uneducated potato" is now the go-to reply to antivax arguments 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I once knew a guy who got it from stepping in a puddle barefoot (he had a small cut under his big toe). This happened in London and he had to be airlifted to Thailand (something about more affordable Healthcare for foreigners).
Cant use Mjolnir? Nope 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah, he’s just copying the artwork.
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Sjw lgtbnpc+ 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That is the face of exasperation. Like the exasperation of another fucking shooting coming from radicalized white males
Big koku-jin 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Imagine leading such an empty life that finding a way to spew hatred seemed like fun
My other cat: Marsh! He's the sweetest cuddlebug 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ugly
Monarch Butterfly in my yard 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Those bottlebrush plants were all over California where I grew up, sticky drippy little things, but beautiful nevertheless
Well that went somewhere, idk where but it went somewhere 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Oh shit an up to date edgelord
Sounds like communist propaganda, but ok 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It is astounding that many people do not realize an american revolution is inevitable and, i assume quickly forthcoming
The good times 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
440 posts - 15 comments. Smells like a bot posting.
A strike, but continues to do their jobs 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I love the fact that one of the oldest insults for the left is “YOU GUYS HAVE HUMAN EMPATHY!!!”
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Sjw lgtbnpc+ 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Y’all just don’t like what cupid’s Bow lips look like when they ain’t smiling. You want the cute little upper-lip shape, this is what you get.
...Some people have too much time on their hands 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"By accident" of course.
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Never lose your inner child 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
65 here, and ...
Tattoo Convo 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Boom headshot
Dread it. Run from it. Degeneracy arrives all the same. 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Because he ignores the 6-2-1 rule
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Miscreant true sticky Donkey 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
She's is really really full of herself and her character, and seems to think its the world's largest advance for women to take an originally male character and make that a woman. I couldn't bear to even go to the movie because of all the pre-release press from her on how great she was, how great her female character was, and how anyone who didn't like her or the movie was a misogynist.
Future 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Right...she's terrified, so of course we should listen to her. Hell, the next child is afraid of zombie alien gorilla clowns, so we should put our effort in protecting against that because children have such unfiltered wisdom.
Got jesus? 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Concur. Read your history, you other commenters.
Also, the theme IS accurate about mohammadenism.
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I'll wait 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
OMG...the time I put my hands on my wife's throat lightly, and she said "oh yes, choke me!" It was incredible.
Them Romans where a wild bunch 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"Ladies and gentlemen, gladiators and concubines! Tonight's play is by Quentinus Tanrantinus..."

Actors: Oh shit.
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Press F for this fallen Dutch legend 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Didn’t you get the memo
Sjw lgtbnpc+ 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You lost the war
David attenbruh 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Good meme!
Shame the senile f**wit's gone all greeny-lefty, but still, not a bad meme.
Nice work 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Look for Thunderf00t on YouTube who proved this recurrent 'idea' doesn't work. Waterseer is one of these. Nothing like 1.2L/h
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