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guest · 6 years ago

"Are you a doggo?"
"Am a froggo."

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Speaks for itself 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Guys, there are ways to regulate your sleeping patterns.

Nope... Just nope 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Well, I'm no biologist but I believe that's actually a nope-weaver.

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Irish on ISIS about the English 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Black sheep, have you any wool?

Daily Dose of Good Vibes: You are supported and we care about you 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Strangers I've never met and never will meet care more about me than the people in my life do... :(

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Capybaras are so cute 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Capibros

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I have never understood why is it so different..But damn this made me laugh 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That and... pneumonia. Nothing says 'welcome to life' quite like pnemonia.

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Mess with Crabby, Get The Stabby 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

And if you mess with Kingler, do you get the stingler?

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Octopuses are dank smart. They can get out of bottles. Can you? 29 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Except... That's a jar.

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I've got a job interview today. Wish me luck! 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Heads up. Ha ha! Is funny because head of cabbage. Yes, yes...

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I bet you can relate 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

On the bright side, if you're useless it means tou won't be used by anyone. Personally, I don't enjoy being used.

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Oh Hi there 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Tiny alien baby does a first contact with hooman.

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Cause I'm a peep 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

So, pretending to be black is still in fashion I see.

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I mean, seriously! 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

My guess is after they put the beer in the coconut and threw the can away...

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Coffeeee 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Mmmhhmmm. Try going one day without them, now a week, a month, a year... and finally the test of your life.

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Omigosh I'm poor 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

True. Maybe you should try bringing him to your yard.

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Truth 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yes, yes it is, marginally.

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Dammit Ζεύς 29 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Watch him Zeus right in!

Canada being Canada. 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

If this is true, I must say I don't find it funny. I feel genuinely touched that they care so much.

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The right way to ask for something 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Thought art not mistaken. 'tis indeed the proper way to gain a king or queen's favor.
But historically we all know what tends to happen to monarchies.

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Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Just a guess now, but hear me out: make-up.

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