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Assuming you had Campbell's and the mainstream goldfish crackers, you did not eat healthy. You're part of good sheeple who don't know what's actually in their frankenfood, though. So that's something.

Congratulations

FTFY

TIL ruminants do. Which unicorns are (or would be), so...yeah.

Ever hit one with a hammer? It's awesome. Breaks into a whole bunch of pieces, not two, but still :P