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I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Sounds like the other kids are being punished with pizza and juice.
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Ron Swanson is a sensitive guy 3 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You've inspired me to do the same. Once I finish Continuum. And a dozen other things.
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Tina fey perfectly responds to a hater 8 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You've gone about it the right way. You've expressed your opinion without criticising her appearance, amongst other irrelevant things.
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Tina fey perfectly responds to a hater 8 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Tina is awesome, but telescopes are used to look at large objects at a distance.
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When You Forget Someone's Name 13 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Agreed. Being direct and just admitting you don't know and asking to fix that seems to workout better.
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How Vegas is advertised to Londoners 9 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Received Pronunciation - the standard form of British English pronunciation, based on educated speech in southern England, widely accepted as a standard elsewhere. Think of the way The Royal Family speaks.
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Grammar schooled 8 comments
John Oliver makes Oprah Winfrey look like an asshole. 19 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
1. The company sells it at a loss, once they've decided that they can't make money on it themselves 2. Just because the debt was out of statue, doesn't stop collection agencies from trying to collect. 3. There is no spoon.
Fuku den 5 comments
When bands say they're touring "Europe" 6 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Those countries are, but I think they're saying that bands always go to just those places, not the rest of 50 or so countries in Europe.
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True bro 16 comments
What's your age again? 4 comments
More people need to understand this 6 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Either way you didn't save any money. Both times you spent money. You save money when you don't spend anything at all.
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This only 90's kids will understand 5 comments
I lost the game 5 comments
They didn't use real lion roars in Lion King 12 comments
It's a sad world 11 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Except that whether or not someone is cured doesn't affect sales, as there will always be more people born that will need a cure or vaccination. If you cure cancer, that doesn't prevent new people from getting cancer. Even if you eradicate a disease, you still need to vaccinate, like Polio.
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This is brilliant 4 comments
I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
(I mean "its existence") Also this is basically the same way that Pluto was first calculated to exist, then discovered.
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I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Shortest version: Objects observed in the outer solar system are behaving(orbits and alignments) in a way that suggests that there is an object of sizeable mass out there causing this. It hasn't been discovered yet, just it's existence is one explanation for these observations.
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Lakeside home doing it right! 5 comments
How cyborgs throw deuces 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I like that the guest isn't sure about the first option. I don't know, but maybe...
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