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I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sounds like the other kids are being punished with pizza and juice.
Brexit 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You haven't left yet.
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Ron Swanson is a sensitive guy 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You've inspired me to do the same. Once I finish Continuum. And a dozen other things.
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Tina fey perfectly responds to a hater 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You've gone about it the right way. You've expressed your opinion without criticising her appearance, amongst other irrelevant things.
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Shirt 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Salty really makes me laugh.
Tina fey perfectly responds to a hater 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Tina is awesome, but telescopes are used to look at large objects at a distance.
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Albanian virus 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hooray, this made me laugh.
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When You Forget Someone's Name 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Agreed. Being direct and just admitting you don't know and asking to fix that seems to workout better.
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How Vegas is advertised to Londoners 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Received Pronunciation - the standard form of British English pronunciation, based on educated speech in southern England, widely accepted as a standard elsewhere. Think of the way The Royal Family speaks.
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How Vegas is advertised to Londoners 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Cor blimey guvnor.
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Grammar schooled 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Outside of his jacket, and the knot is loose. That's not president material.
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Is narcissism a modern thing? 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ronnie!
John Oliver makes Oprah Winfrey look like an asshole. 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Whoops, the debt was out of statute.
John Oliver makes Oprah Winfrey look like an asshole. 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
1. The company sells it at a loss, once they've decided that they can't make money on it themselves 2. Just because the debt was out of statue, doesn't stop collection agencies from trying to collect. 3. There is no spoon.
Totally valid personality test 43 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wilderness Girl!
Fuku den 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It also means "fortune". It's a Japanese restaurant in Malaysia.
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When bands say they're touring "Europe" 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Those countries are, but I think they're saying that bands always go to just those places, not the rest of 50 or so countries in Europe.
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rektivism 83 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A lot can't, so therefore none should.
Tetris taught me important things 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Right?
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True bro 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is it possible she just made that up so that he wouldn't call her again?
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i love you if you understand the picture 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Took me a second.
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What's your age again? 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Which also doesn't make sense to me when the youngest person in Blink is 40.
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More people need to understand this 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Either way you didn't save any money. Both times you spent money. You save money when you don't spend anything at all.
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This only 90's kids will understand 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Pogs weren't that great. Except for Alf pogs.
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Memes 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I can stop anytime I want.
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It's The Original 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Do you like Phil Collins?
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No mather what you think about her, that takes real talent 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
GOKET? TOGEK? KETOG?
Think about this... everybody wants to park in the shade 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nobody at all. That's almost hard to believe.
When you get pulled over 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The Sarah Silverman Program
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When you get pulled over 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh Sarah.
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I lost the game 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thanks internet, now I lost it twice in 30 seconds.
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They didn't use real lion roars in Lion King 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Some guy"? Frank Welker is one of the greatest voice actors of all time.
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but this is none of my business 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is correct ^.
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Drumpf 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
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It's a sad world 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Except that whether or not someone is cured doesn't affect sales, as there will always be more people born that will need a cure or vaccination. If you cure cancer, that doesn't prevent new people from getting cancer. Even if you eradicate a disease, you still need to vaccinate, like Polio.
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This is brilliant 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is it really that bad to occasionally split an infinitive?
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You go girl 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I know right? I got stuck on this too.
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I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
(I mean "its existence") Also this is basically the same way that Pluto was first calculated to exist, then discovered.
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Lost bet 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah it's not the worst problem to have.
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I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Shortest version: Objects observed in the outer solar system are behaving(orbits and alignments) in a way that suggests that there is an object of sizeable mass out there causing this. It hasn't been discovered yet, just it's existence is one explanation for these observations.
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She's A Genius 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's so much sweeter this way though.
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Lakeside home doing it right! 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd rather not, but it's too late now.
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5 actors I'd love to see in the next James Bond movie 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Idris is my pick too.
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supernatural fandom is weird but this is idk... 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's a Hannibal reference...
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supernatural fandom is weird but this is idk... 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's a little bit rude...
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How cyborgs throw deuces 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I like that the guest isn't sure about the first option. I don't know, but maybe...
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me 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love you.
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Someone please explain 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is the correct answer.
Someone please explain 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What's to explain?
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That feeling 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
4?
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