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Noble Peace Prize goes to that guy.

Franco?

I need to up my game. The scariest thing I carry is one of those really fat Dr. Pepper chap sticks.

One-eyed cat is sick of your shit.

WHERE IN THE FUCK has this been all of my life?

TF is an airpod?

Carrie Fisher < George Michael.

Again?

#5 be like Jim Carrey in The Mask.

Ironing board inconveniently (but perhaps not!) placed.

First photo: pleased.
Second: WTF?

Nutritional content=certain death.

I think it's because centuries of breeding have resulted in dogs that are giant, tiny, fat, fluffy, and nearly bald, but similar breeding has resulted in...well, cats. For the record, I am cat lover. Don't hate.

Clearly she was correct (run-on sentence)

Dude is watching ninefingers eat his kids. Sad.

Racist. :)

*drunk dude overlooks skanky fingernails*

Sucks to be Barcelona.

Not sure what it is, but yes, I want one. Or seven.

Really old humans usually let their nannies wear the hats. Props to tortoises!

QUIT IT. Can I work there?

Amber Heard will sue him for his zero dollars when they break up.

Hooman...why you put me in this clothe?

Pennsyltucky is hitting hard in this one.

Brush

Bat fresh af. He's sporting corduroy.

I'm gonna argue that this dog was ruined no matter what.

Her. Maybe seeing her jump would have caused him to feel guilty and jump, too, but she came prepared to live no matter what.

Always early, writes like a physician, music: yes (barring country and rap), cat.

I judge people with really ugly pets...like Afghans and standard Poodles.

Fake bunny.