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Shredded cheese 4 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
No. Shredded cheese is made by playing a 5-minute long solo on an electric guitar with cheese instead of the pick, while wind blows your hair.
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Germinating strawberry 9 comments
Good guy cop 4 comments
Madam! In Eden, I'm Adam 14 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Bitch, please. French writer Georges Perec wrote a 1247-word long palindrome (Au Moulin d'Ande, 1969).
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I do what I want! 4 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Seriously? Just stop drinking sodas and you will skip (on average) way more than this stupid number of calories. Or maybe don't eat burgers every week? (Their number is 113 calories, the average for a slice of cheddar, times 52 burgers a year.)
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When the story is better than the p*rn 3 comments
Works every single time 5 comments
Hilarious 5 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
For women adding "I said" in front of every sentence they repeat, that's about 20,100.
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That's genius. 51 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I wanted to point out the fact that not every set of small bumps is braille. Then I got the joke. I need coffee.
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Cost of living in 1924 8 comments
One big honeycombed m&m 2 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
The blue/green/brownish honey was unpalatable and the bees were actually endangered, because the unusual food rendered them temporarily unable to lay eggs.
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The journey from absolute zero to 'absolute hot' 14 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Ken M commented: "how is 71°C the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth? my kitchen oven goes up to 230"
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For those of you having a bad day 4 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
...okay, okay, OKAY, here's your upvote. My day was kind of shitty before this. Can I upvote twice?
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Let's burn the sun 5 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Taken from Bill Wurtz' last video. Pure masterpiece, even with laser written "lazer" :)
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It's okay to be alone 7 comments