Comments

Yeah, "crazy boyfriend stories" are usually of the "I got beaten bloody and I don't want to talk about it" kind. Not that I've ever had one but a good friend of mine has, poor girl.

Oh PLEASE, have you ever seen a white malamute puppy?

That's me, but my bf is a cat person :c

Well the scientific name for a fox is Vulpes vulpes. It means, you guessed it, Fox fox. *genius*

The saddest thing is that it's not uncommon for the mother to take the side of her new husband/boyfriend instead of her own child.

He has a Spanish name? Oooh, I didn't know, I thought Charlie Sheen was his real name.

Let's hope he doesn't just want to eat them. Tomcats do that sometimes because then the cat is ready to mate sooner. But then again that only happens if they are some other tomcat's kittens, if you're 100% sure they're his he's gonna love them and protect them c:

Shit like this is why I'm for re-testing people on their driving skills every few years once they hit a certain age. Their reactions get slow, their eyesight bad, their judgment cloudy, and they may end up hitting a kid. No offence to old people, my grandma is actually a really good driver, but there really should be some other tests besides a medical check up in order for old people to keep a licence. Yes tests are a pain in the ass but ya know, retired people tend to be a lot less busy than the working and studying people.

"Think less stupid more" is brilliant

Poor pup :c

It looks gross but whaddya know, maybe it's good. You won't improve if you don't try new stuff.

"Invention"

Your tooth is in the middle of your face and it's making me slightly uncomfortable. But kudos to you!

I don't even do drugs but this made me laugh so hard :'D

Bitchy SJWs ≠ "the left". Well maybe in the US it does but I doubt that, also we could employ the same "logic" to say that all right-wingers are redneck Nazi fundamentalists.

Well, the Earth isn't a ball. It's a geoid.

Me: *comes home after a very long and stressful day, is tired, hungry and therefore irritable*
Boyfriend: "Are u on ur period or something"
Me: [picture above]
And then he gives me the "I don't know what I did wrong" look. Fuck.

Idk why but she looks so lifeless, like a doll... maybe it's the makeup

I'm sorry, this is beautiful but the only thing I can think about is that he looks like Wil Wheaton

Lol is stupid hair a Trump family tradition?

Ehh, it's best to put the lid down before flushing, otherwise germs and tiny particles of pee and poo splatter all over the room, on your clothes and so on. But if you're a big enough pig to have shit splatter all over yourself, your choice, the majority of cases require the seat to be down anyway, like @mialinay mentioned.

Me when my bf tells me my butt is big

And you wonder why you're alone lol

So true. Some people always talk but don't really have anything valuable to say. Others never get the chance to talk yet their idea are much more interesting.

That look of defeat...

Haha, clever title!

We should start eating vegans.

Good job!

Hey, Nightingale armor!

It'a beautiful but how does it taste? I imagine it takes like dried apple with a bit of breadcrumbs, seeing how many apples are in it.

Don't ask for a joke if you can't take one.

Wait are those holes or just differently coloured spots?

Most PEOPLE don't know that. Why make this a gender thing?