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Time to put on my old man hat and start my musings. From the billions down to millions down to thousands down to one. A countless sea of people, most who have no name and never will. They are as forgettable to you as they are to each other. The tiny ripples of their lives fade out long before they reach yours. And then you see the one who stands out, who commands your attention and draws you in. A sparked connection takes place, just as fleeting, it's gone, but forever burned brightly into your soul. I'm speaking of Mary of course, don't even know who Dan and Phil are. Her goal was to meet them and she did. To say such a lowly goal shouldn't even count just shows what a fool you are. Brushing the fringes of greatness is a far loftier achievement than bitterly claiming that only to be made equal will life be satisfying. Just as Simeon was with the infant Jesus, Mary had a life goal come true against all odds. It's empowering because who here can say the same?

Publicly posting videos and talking about how you live privately then screaming, "You are not allowed to judge me!" does not take away the invitation you gave to every single person to judge you. Whether it be good or bad, accept the fact that not everyone thinks like you. But I do love the hypocrisy of getting angry about how others judge you, because your asinine feelings are somehow the only valid ones. Delicious!

In California at least, fill out a simple form and pay a small fee and the government will give you a certificate stating your pet is a service animal. It's 100% legal and enforceable and abused like crazy.

The lady killers?

So saying the US civil war was because of slavery, the Titanic sank because of an iceberg and not vaccinating your children might kill them are all false statements? Well here's a true statement, you need to get your head out of ass.

How is giving one main truth in a multiple of truths giving a false statement? Nevermind, you lost all credibility when you quoted Wikipedia.

Because a girl can get pregnant with her first period, for you to be right such a baby would have to exist outside of time until fully developed when it then tears into the fabric of our reality by way of mere-moments-ago-not-even-carrying-new-mother's lower bits. Since not even Jesus came into the world that way, accept that 9 months is counted after the fertilized egg plants itself in the uterine lining.

Goliath doesn't have eyebrows, he has tiny horns that grow along his eyebrow ridge. But these horns are comically big.

(Different guest) Although epinephrine is a hormone your body naturally produces, he one in the pen is artificially made. Just like how some people are allergic to artificial sweetner, it tastes (kind of) the same, but the immune system might see a difference and attack. So saying it's impossible to be allergic to epinephrine is moot, because mrscollector was not talking about epinephrine, she(?) was talking about an artificially made alternative.

Hiding thousands of tiny clay caterpillars is not research, it's wasting grant funds.

Those vending machines (a small hand full) were outlawed almost as quickly as they were put up almost two decades ago. Nothing recent about that. There are machines that dispense underwear with the word "used" in the signage (but all have disclaimers that they are really new). They are for creepy foreigners, not creepy japanese who know better then to pay good money for very low quality new undies.

*Non-sequitur

Please don't do this! A baby chick needs the struggle to get all its muscles working, to strengthen its heart and lungs and to clear its body of toxins. Helping it out could kill it. Same thing with butterflies trying to free themselves, they need to struggle or they will die. Let them be, you are NOT helping!

So many thing wrong with your statement...where to start? A street fight is not just fists and whoever does damage faster wins. Worrying about hurting their hands are not on a fighters mind and a bony fist will deal much more damage then a fat one. Fat moves around, bones hits solid, chub's punches will absorb more energy when striking leading to a diminished blow. Like brass knuckles vs. mittins. People of large stature are often stronger, but have much lower endurance, speed and stamina. The only real advantage is they can take more damage before going down, but if you can keep out of reach from their "freight train", they will very quickly wear themselves out (watch UFC for demonstrations). Boxing gloves are hard, like dense foam wrapped tightly in thick leather hard. Some boxing gloves are even packed tight with horse hair. Nothing soft about that. In a head-to-head fight against anyone with basic fighting skills, the fat man will go down and get the shit stomped out of him.

I was once in a target parking lot and some skanks were talking about how to increase their fertility because one of their boyfriends just landed a huge promotion and the whore wanted a guaranteed piece of it. Why am I calling them skanky whores? She was also bragging about fucking her ex and her "man" was clueless.

is all the proof we need.

You have no interest in accepting Christ as your Lord and saviour. You've already stated that even if God came before you that you still wouldn't worship him. Christians are commanded to be fishers of men, not hunters. We spread the word of God and it's up to you to accept through faith. Joshua 24:15 tells you you have this choice. But the refusal of God is a sin and the wages of sin are death. You are not mocking us, but yourself, a Christian will never grovel to you to change your mind but we will gladly pray to God to share his. So continue your yelling and demands for proof, they will fall on deaf ears as our faith

I would think the real problem would be trying to fit your balls in too. That's what was taught in the schoolyard (we didn't have sex ed either and clearly my school chums were talking out their ass about having had sex). Does this mean younger generations really are lazier?

Let's ignore the fact that these are clearly outlined first, but according to you, connect-the-dots are drawings and the Sistine Chapel is just a bunch of colorings. I guess we would also all have to ignore the fact that even the youngest of children are competent at real coloring and sketching is really drafting done with anything including lines in the dirt with a stick. Only a pretentious fool would discount these to the same category children play in ("serious coloring skills") to justify their own inability ("I can't colour for shit") to create drawings at this amazing level.

Go see a doctor, you might have digestive problems. My friend's small intestine would become inflamed so even if she was starving, you would almost have to twist her arm to get her to eat. A few prescriptions later and shes a-okay.

It has nothing to do with parts of the world. All subways are franchises. The quality of the food depends on how many corners each licencee cuts. Two subways only a mile apart, but run by different "owners", can be night and day in terms of eatability.

You mean, "I silenced him because you silenced me." Much creepier...

Late reply, but the crab was cooked with the mussels. Don't feel too bad, those crabs are parasites and are said to be delicious.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Grindr makes my butt hurt.

It's not against the law to draw on a tire. If you can't tell there's something very wrong with this tire by just looking at it, maybe you shouldn't be out buying trucks. "Buyer beware" is a real legal stance that courts will uphold.

Umm... Orange County is not part of Los Angeles.

To be fair, Lisa never said that last part. Instead, she was at a loss for words and ran off embarrassed.

OP clearly ment that being attracted to only others who look like them (i.e. their race) isn't racist, you retort that 16 generations out from a German origin is proof that it is (I understand that wasn't the only point given, but come on). If anything, their statement could have been said more clearly, but I doubt that would have stopped you from vomiting words to accuse them of racism.

If she was Arabic looking, why leave it out? When people add a description, it's to help you imagine the setting. And as much detail and space went into recreating the attendant's speech, it would have been uneven just to leave the passenger's description as a well-dressed woman.

again?

Then the issue would then be did United have the correct protocols in place (which is a very sueable point)? Could this have been prevented and could it happen again? Because this was private property and United followed through with a chain of events that they themselves created, they could be seen responsible for any and all outcomes. True, United didn't do the actual harm, but I refer you to above; could this have been prevented and could it happen

Hedy Lamarr actually co-created the idea of using quickly changing music stations in order to help guide missles during WWII. Their ideas were never implemented and quickly forgotten as it was considered a joke by top military brass. Only in the last few years has her so-called-invention become known due to the discovery of some paperwork. Hedy Lamarr never actually talked about it after getting shot down. She gets an honorable mention at most, as nothing actually came from her idea and we'd still have today's technology if she kept her thoughts to herself.