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I'd make love to her 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I would slap her 100 times and get 100bn... of course, I would do it gently and then donate the 99bn to the poor lol...
Everything gives you cancer these days 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Licking butthole can cause the spread of HPV virus (if the hole was licked by someone who licked a HPV positive), which is scientifically proven t have a positive correlations with certain types of cancers.
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How to to get away from being late 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What if it backfired like:
Me: I'm not coming today.
Boss: Great, then just Don't ever come back anymore.
Me show up at work.
Boss: Why are you still coming. I thought I made it clear already.
That would be ugly.
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Move out the way, this is my food! 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Trump cat...
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Dem feels 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It is statistically proven it will move to top left corner...
The journey from absolute zero to 'absolute hot' 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought the last one would be "temperature of your girlfriend when she is outrageous with you"
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Shut up Norman 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yea shut the x up Norman...