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No. Shredded cheese is made by playing a 5-minute long solo on an electric guitar with cheese instead of the pick, while wind blows your hair.

Sorry for the old meme, but I'll take shit that never happened for $500.

Bitch, please. French writer Georges Perec wrote a 1247-word long palindrome (Au Moulin d'Ande, 1969).

Seriously? Just stop drinking sodas and you will skip (on average) way more than this stupid number of calories. Or maybe don't eat burgers every week? (Their number is 113 calories, the average for a slice of cheddar, times 52 burgers a year.)

Who cares? It's Rebecca Linares!

That's so fake it hurts ^^

For women adding "I said" in front of every sentence they repeat, that's about 20,100.

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I wanted to point out the fact that not every set of small bumps is braille. Then I got the joke. I need coffee.

The blue/green/brownish honey was unpalatable and the bees were actually endangered, because the unusual food rendered them temporarily unable to lay eggs.

Ken M commented: "how is 71°C the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth? my kitchen oven goes up to 230"

...okay, okay, OKAY, here's your upvote. My day was kind of shitty before this. Can I upvote twice?

FYI: Boaty McBoatface is a she.

Exact same in French: "Mieux vaut être seul que mal accompagné".

"pure perfect genetics"