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I think I must be crazy.... Yeah, I'm probably crazy 2 comments
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· 10 years ago
I've actually had this thought.
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Child Eater 9 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Because that's how doughnuts are made. Don't overthink it or you'll believe one child is a cannibal.
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Kids are scary 30 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
My dad was to watch over my sister and me while my mom went shopping. She came home to my dad watching tv and him saying we must be sleeping because we were so quiet. What we were really doing was smearing butter and peanut butter all over the walls. Almost 40 years after the fact I'm still reminded when I'm being quiet in another room. P.S. My mom now lives with me, not the other way around.
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Elaborate children's face make-Up 12 comments
They used to smile too 15 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Victorian is also a time period of ~1837-1901 and these photos were at the height their technology. If any of your ancestors ever had a photo made between 1837 to 1901, then they could be considered taken in the Victorian era, i.e. your Victorian ancestors.
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Story time 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
A rooster is a male chicken just as a hen is a female chicken. It's the equivalent of a man and a woman both being humans. Why was this guy so hurt being called a chicken when he's wearing a fucking chicken costume?
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People used to call me donkey 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
The teacher laughed at the child being bullied, just like every fucking teacher in the world does when they don't step in.
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Falling microwaves 16 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That's a cheap-ass bible. Who knows what kind of chemicals or heavy metals you'll be eating with your melted plastic-bottom pizza.
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DVD revenge 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I always ask for no ice, cold drinks/food hurt my teeth. If ice still gets put in it, I give it right back asking for no ice, just soda. I've never had a single argument, but plenty of dirty looks.
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Best representation of math 10 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That's the page number, fool. Teachers give or photocopy homework assignments out of a workbook for kids to take home. You can SEE other pages behind the first!
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Ouch, my emotions! 26 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
MOST DOGS ARE BRED TO BE AGGRESSIVE!!! Including the terrier that died. Originaly called rat terriers, they were breed for hunting and killing rats and other vermin. Same thing with boxers, german shepards, rottweilers, doberman pinschers, and many, many others. You know this cute bulldogs? They were bred to take down full grown bulls for sport. What about wolfhounds? Bred to KILL WOLVES!!! The more aggresive, the better because thoses were the ones that survived. I COULD GO ON AND ON!!! But their aggesiveness was never ment to turn on humans! THAT IS SOLELY THE OWNERS FAULT!!!
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Brothers 14 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
This is how all kid's movies are nowdays, which is also why no more children masterpieces.
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Perfect Form 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I call fake. When grabbed from behind, your natural response is to pull forward, not lean back and push up with your own legs. The skirt could not slam the snatcher without the snatcher doing most of the lifting and guiding. Look closely, it's his own power that does the slam.
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Well, this explains something 37 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I'm still wondering how something can be "mostly bullshit". That's like being kind-of-pregnant. You misusing such a simple word makes me believe your entire argument is invalid.
One bored snake 3 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
He probably feels exposed so he's traveling along the lowest route he can find.
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Don't even bother. 3 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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Dr. Pepper knockoff collection 19 comments
I don't belong here 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
DR. PEPPER IS NOT A COCA COLA PRODUCT!!! It's owned by the same company that makes 7up and Schwepps. Coke and Pepsi get paid fees to bottle and restock Dr. Pepper, depending on what part of the country you live in, but it is still a third party company. Just like Pepsi bottles and restocks the Starbucks products you see on the store shelves, but Pepsi does not own Starbucks!
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Screw people 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
This is also when ancient Greece started to decline into nothingness. If you don't learn from history, it WILL repeat it's self.
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What's your greatest weakness? 5 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Here's a hint, don't bad mouth your future coworkers. You'll get more respect that way and hopefully a job.
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Don't be worse than satan 12 comments
The slowest reader 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Come on people, we all got to start somewhere. No one can run before they can crawl.
Go home buddy! 18 comments
Scumbag video game industry 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
And yes, GAME COMPANIES DO FACTOR IN SCHOOL, all the good movies come out during Summer because EVERYONE'S OUT OF SCHOOL and everyone only has so much money to spend. After Summer, i.e. WHEN SCHOOL STARTS, is the most ideal time because of less competition for your money. Money and the availability of it is what influences the game companies, and that includes the timing of the START OF SCHOOL! Christmas is also a major influence, but NOT the only influence.
Scumbag video game industry 11 comments
All black house in germany 22 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
There are no african americans that are germans, they would be african germans. Just like there are no mexican americans living in Mexico, they are just mexican there. American only applies to/within America.
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All black house in germany 22 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
In Germany, you have the option of having your house removed from Google street view. That's all that's happend here.
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The world today 3 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
We can't fund a war, the government is at a stand-still because the politicians blew through their budget. But with a war, they can pretend to be heroes while sending other people off to die.
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Rubbing nipple 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
His face is what he imagined she saw. Look at the third panel to see what he really looks like.
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The best bus drivers 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
You could be running across the street from behind the bus. The bus driver will see you when he checks his mirror to merge and either wait for you or laugh as he drives off.
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Tiger goes fishing for food. Quite terrifying 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
It's going extinct, nothing is becoming extinct. They might reach an ending, but they're not transforming into something else.
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One picture is worth a thousand words 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
The bottom person wants to drink pool water, though in reality she would be drowning by now. Sand and water flow the same way through an hourglass, i.e. filling up the bottom. Go watch Disney's Aladdin for more info as to why this picture is stupid.
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War films are inaccurate 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
This is a pet peeve of mine, either speak the language you're supposed to be speaking with subtitles below, or speak perfect english! If we're supposed to be able to understand them, why are we understanding them with an accent! The costume, setting and backgrounds should be all the info we need to understand who the actors are, so why are the shitty accents forced on the audience!!! WHY! WHY! WHY!!! I... I think I need to lie down...
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Moms 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That just means your mom isn't a pathologist or a forensic pathologist (the most common qualifications to become a coroner.)
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Karma is a b*tch 18 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Just because you go on a single fucking date with her, does not mean you own her. Jeez man, let her live her life how and with who she wants to. Karma doesn't give a shit about crybabies.
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Kids game 18 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I own this game, all the cards are everyday things discribed to make you think dirty thoughts. It's definitely not for children.
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Slow mo dunk 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
There is no way the ball is falling faster than the man, they would be falling at the same speed. Science reveals what is fake people.
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Cigarettes and tampons 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Tinned tobacco is of a higher quality than the tobacco used in machine made cigarettes. It's the same natural leaf used in cigars, while machine made cigarette tobacco is pulped and processed into a paper then shredded for uniformity, with additives and preservatives added along the way. Rolling your own cigarettes just takes some time and skill, which is why most people don't do it.
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Good guy Leif Ericson 17 comments
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· 11 years ago
All this smallpox on blankets "genocide" happened in the 1700's, while the very concept of viruses and the spread of them wasn't barely formed until the very late 1800's. There was a reason why people back then shitted in the same water they drank from, DISEASES WERE AN UNKNOWN CONCEPT!!! The first man that tried to make hand washing mandatory in hospitals was LAUGHED AT BY EVERY SINGLE DOCTOR, the year 1840! Did you know there was such a thing as hearth death, caused by when pregnant woman would cook over an open fire, heating her baby so much she would have a miscarriage. Even the concept of FIRE BAD was unknown at the time. Let's not give Europeans any more credit then they deserve. All they got was fucking lucky by dealing with people that did not have generations of plague that wiped out tens of millions of people, allowing the survivors to pass on resistant genes. They had know idea why so many Indians were dying, and neither did anyone else for almost a hundred years!
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This just happened 6 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
I worked at Disneyland with a woman who had to use a wheelchair. I happened to be washing my hands as she was waiting for the handicap stall to open. The woman using the stall came out, took one look at my coworker, and said, "Isn't there a special bathroom for you people to use?" I was absolutely speechless. After the woman passed, my coworker told me not to worry about it, it happens all the time. What the fuck, people!
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Trust 10 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
It would probably dig in a bit, then fall off. Like nicking your finger with the tip of a knife.
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Occupy wall street movement 5 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Look at the video footage from the Occupy Wall St. movement to see all the nice things "protesters" took with them. All the fucking hipsters and douchebags with rich parents camping out on public property demanding that Wall St. share their wealth with everyone, but at the end of the day/movement, were able to go home to their warm beds and modern conveniences. leaving the truly needy exactly where they were. This is the cartoonist's clever way of saying, "Change begins with you."
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Adam from Mythbusters does cosplay 3 comments