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My brother threw a spear he made at me, it went through my foot.

Playing football with my brother, our family dog got in the way as i was running for the ball, so i jumped over him, landed awkwardly and broke right ankle. Thought i only sprined it and limped to school the next day, by lunchtime i hopped home and got my dad to drive me to the hospital.
Spent the entire summer hoildays in cast

smashing my elbow against a wall when i was running away from the police. There was a blood. I got away but got a nasty looking scar.

Nah, he's alright. The Grand Tour released a video of him from the hospital, he's just got to have something done to his knee. At least he got out better than he did last time.

I always thought he was a neaty cut lanky grizzy bear

This is my life dream. I gotta do that before I die.