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That joke was f*cking awful 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You brain confused my brain, it has little idea what your post says, and now it's thinking of going on steam and buying games on sale, ....
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I would actually look forward to this Zombie Apocalypse 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
In 2514, RW's will body is fully decomposed and a skeleton by then.
Is Mr. Clean gay? 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So than he's Cleansexual?
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To the people who said you can't invade Russia during winter 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yup. Before they even started their empire, they lived in most of Russia already
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Paramedics in 2016 be like 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
[I have First Aid training]
You litterally have to ask for permission to give someone treatment. Pretty garsh dorn stupid lol =}
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Clever photo idea 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Especially if they meet the President in D.C.
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I don't get it either 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Must be some skill tree we haven't unlocked like "being Social" or "not having Social Anxiety"
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Good guy restaurant 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is this Sherwood Park in Edmonton? I live close by :P
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HACKERMAN 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This looks like the hacking mechanic in Alien: Isolation (or Watch_Dogs? I cant really remember)
Hands up 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Didn't get to sleep until 4:34AM, had to wake up at 6:45. Yayyyyy
Could you do it? 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't play CP, so fuck yeah
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Did you know? 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As well as Tarantulas hiding under the seat to make druggies think otherwise (There was a gif on here not to long ago about this)
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Kids from the US would get into big trouble if they did this now 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hell yeah, we'd play star wars with these sticks until an Adult came and made us stop
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British Burns 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
wait a minute... NORTH KOREA ISN't the center of the universe!!!??!?!?
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Shower thoughts 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, thousands of animals go extinct everyday, without Human Intervention. Nature is always killing off species, and Humans are inevitably nearing our expirery date. There's a 90% chance humans will go extinct in 10,000 years, either from pollution an overpopulation, the arrival of the next ice age, or an asteroid similair to that which killed the dinosaurs. Perhaps Homosexuality is humanities greatest defense to combating the most solvable problem, overpopulation?
- a Bi guy
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For real 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Until then, atleast we can watch the x-files on Netflix
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Ahh the college life 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
... What If i told you that you have 6 otherdays to do everything...
Making McDonalds isn't that bad 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
... but McDonalds doesn't make breadsticks...
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Really why? 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Plus, it's very dangerous to sealife, and it's also extremely easy to break if a strog enough current comes along
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FINALLY A FUNSUBSTER!! 139 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm the guest that types half of a comment than deletes it because they lost interest
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So true... Wish I lived there :( 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Can anyone identify that green landmass? I have no idea what it is
honestly 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Did younjust assume my chromosomes?! My chromosomes are FFH (Naval Frigate, Helicopter equipped)
What would you add to this list? 34 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ready Player One is a very interesting sci-fin novel, and if somehow you haven't read it or heard of it, I recommend it very much
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One small victory for team Instinct 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Quebec ou france?
Pie is awesome 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So... they live a Life of Pie?
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We're gonna relax & renew 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Exactly, it's like saying Rice imported from Mars. It's very impossible.
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It just has never been necessary for their evolution 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
'Animal Scientists' your validity just went out of the window.
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True honour 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Which Canadian regiment was he?
Peace in the tundra 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
(I'm Canadian) lol, you call that week ass snow winter?!
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Such a little boss 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why do we assume they're gay, they could be Sisters or Best friends...
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Desperate times. 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dem legs do'
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* cries in italian * 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm Irish and I know that this is a sin
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Pokegym 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The U.S. Army set up poke stops outside of ther recruiting centres in Denver
Is that me? 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well now that we're talking about Inpirational people who did bad shit, Ghandi was pretty racist to any one not Indian and also commited adultery...
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Is it that time of the month? 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So what, I'm a man, I have emotions, no fucking deal, I don't care
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Am I right? 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nope, sitting in my work breakroom on a crappy chair
Just to know there's something called Karma 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Apparently Breast Milk tastes much better and sweeter than regular milk, so they probably didn't mind.
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Just horrible 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Great grammar
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People kept abusing handicapped parking spots, then this happened 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What if a handicapped person needed to park? Now they don't have a reserved spot assholes
When you don't read the "don't feed the monkeys" sign 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
In soviet russia, monkeys feed on you!
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Pity 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How about people?
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Not ready for that kind of commitment 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
59K emails... Who the fuck gets that many Emails?!?!
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I would use this but not tell anyone what it is or how it works 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, white bread isn't bad for you, it just contains barely noticeable vitamins and minerals
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Totally valid personality test 43 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Red October.
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Epic breakfast time 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Jesus, THAT much butter and bacon? Are you asking for a daily heart attack?
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Awww can we keep him 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought that was a cigarette wtf
If you had 3 nukes 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
EMP's (Electro-Magnetic Pulses) are the result of detonating nukes in space. They fry our electronic grid, and would most likely cause many collisions and many people dependent on life support dying, among many others.
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Satisfied Seal, hits you right in the soul 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Notion by Kings of Leon? Took me 4 years to find the name of the damn song...
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Angry sperm 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Angry Sperm!!
(Where's that movie now, huh?)
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Besides the Bose-Einstein condensate 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I never considered fire a plasma, I had no idea what to classify it as... This makes so much sense though
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