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I remember my Dad telling me this 10 comments
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· 9 years ago
Actually, none of this is true.
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Arnold practiced with guns for a month 3 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
He also hated the Terminator movie, and referred to it as "some shit movie I'm doing" when asked about it.
This is how big Pluto's Atmosphere is 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Its atmosphere is like this when Pluto is close to the sun. When Pluto is further from the sun, its atmosphere freezes and comes crashing back to the surface.
Always trying to hide something 12 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Or they have Asperger's Syndrome and looking someone in the eyes is a terrifying experience akin to being stuck in a Saw-esque torture trap.
There's a loophole here, and I found it. 7 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
My biology teacher let us bring a notecard with notes and encouraged us to write just like this.
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My weird parking habit 5 comments
DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE TFIOS FEELS!!! 51 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That is the weakest of weak sauces. If you want to believe that, that's fine, but it completely ruins a great book.
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In light of the new selfie substance 7 comments
Sing it 32 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Paranorman isn't claymation. Coraline isn't claymation. Nightmare Before Christmas isn't claymation.
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He was my favorite... 17 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
this is actually pretty dark... he's never going to be able to go to heaven, he'll just spend eternity in a metal box...
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LEGO keeps amazing me 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
as a lego employee, it's my duty to say that it's made of Lego or Lego bricks, not lego's.
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Toughest present ever 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
If I got this present, I'd throw it in a river. In front of the guy who gave it to me.
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This is powerful 45 comments
Evil hopes 17 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
So, basically me after my girlfriend told me I'm no longer allowed to wish death or car crashes on stupid people.
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Funny birthday cards 3 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
My grandma actually got me the cat card for my birthday. It was pretty great.
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Bible fan-fiction 32 comments
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· 10 years ago
Who cares? I get so sick of people trying to play "Gotcha!" with white Jesus. Just because most people imagine hm in an inaccurate way doesn't change who he was, or what he did.
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Winter olympics is all about sliding 7 comments
THAT IS MAHOGANY! 22 comments
How it started 5 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
But the first one's Disney, and the last one's Dreamworks... did they cross universes?
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It's a baby bottle 4 comments
This guy had no patience for stupid rules 6 comments
Police search 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Nice try. Cop will still arrest you. He saw you with them, his world will be enough for an arrest and trip to jail and having to pay bail to get out.
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Bouncy Balls 6 comments
Epicness equality 35 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Then what's friggin' Sheldon doing up there, if it's supposed to be about epicness?
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Smart kid 3 comments
A star is about to go supernova 2 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Star that went supernova millions upon millions of years ago, and we're just learning about it now.
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Cant f*cking remember his name though 14 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Kenneth Effing Branagh. One of the best Shakespearean actors out there. the best Hamlet of all time.
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So basically Nicolas Cage? 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I'm financially set for life. I can stop working and spend all my time indoors with Netflix and the newest game consoles. Hells yes I press the button.