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I love how the dog ahead looks back like "hey fren r u coming??"

Why wear pants at that poin

It looks like a fried pinky pie

It's like when you sneak in a game. You get low and slow, so the enemy can't see you coming. And then when you least expect it THEY POUNCE

You'd think a prince would have better writing. Now I'm just imagining that on every legal form ever created in the fire nation...

Homeless doesnt always mean hungry

*its during bdsm

I read it as "shitting" and was thoroughly confused.

reppuP, efas evird

Before I got to the colors of the wind all I read was "... fox cry crecent smile cat sound smile smile smile smile sound mountain mountain"

I've seen this story before, and it's never not funny.
But also I've come to realize that even though he shared this hilarious moment with his girlfriend he isn't with her anymore and that makes me scared in every relationship including friendships

They totally looked away and she totally sat on it.

Isn't she the girl that came out as a child rapist or something and then hates when people call her out on it

So you're saying, if I challenged the queen, I could either die or become the new queen of fucking England? Hell yeah, I'll be on my way.

Wow, so the dad decided he wanted his daughter dead,tricked her and her girlfriend, and then the daughter didn't check the laws in Dubai. Fucked up.

Even with the comma in the right place it hardly sounds any better

Imagine being the mugger and the guy who comes to beat you up is fucking Harry Potter

This never ceases to make me laugh like a dying whale. He just broke at the end

Everyone was so excited for this. And now, we all wish we never read it...

Donald trump is not my daddy

Okay but can you imagine the frat parties

Did this actually happen? Also, what show?

Ain't no rest for the wicked

I always do this and when I can't get back to sleep I just make up the rest in my head but it's not authentic so it doesn't satisfy me...

It reminds me of an animatronic.

Oh oka- wait. I. I. What?

...What if he got a boner and a ship or two were balanced on top of his dick

Mike wazowski hasn't aged well...

What does the sign say on the bottom?

It's 4- the soccer balls at the top equal 6 each. You have to count the black spots on the ball. The clock is pointing to three o'clock exactly, so it's 3. The fans have three blades, thus the fans are 3. At the bottom, you can use that logic and see that the soccer balls equal 3 (3 black spots), the fan is 2 (2 fans) and the clock is 2 (2 o'clock.)

He became mario.

The obvious answer is to go through thier mail. Stalk them at every turn. Watch them interact with thier neighbors, and hope they let loose his name. Do not stop. Do not give up. This is your life now.

Because I want my new episode of the most popular girls in school, but I have to wait until tomorrow when I got hype and thought it was today.
Also I'm mad the I have nothing better to do then wait for another episodes of dolls cursing.

Well, then I'm okay with you being straight, but there's no need for you to shove in in my face.
Actually, this goes for everyone and relationships. I don't want to hear about them.
;-; I'm bitterly single

i had to take the past five mintes of my day to see what the fuck was going on there.
Man?
Woman?
Man?
Woman?
ManWoman?
Bathing su-
Oh

3/10, needs more satisfaction

When you play Dream daddy and do Craig's route

In the future it's gonna be like "crippling depression? Dude, that's soooo old"

*boop*

He's planning on not letting transgender people serve in the military. I mean, what the fuck?