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Twinsies 5 comments
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· 7 years ago
I love how the dog ahead looks back like "hey fren r u coming??"
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Because they have been following you 4 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
It's like when you sneak in a game. You get low and slow, so the enemy can't see you coming. And then when you least expect it THEY POUNCE
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Who here has watched Avatar ? 11 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
You'd think a prince would have better writing. Now I'm just imagining that on every legal form ever created in the fire nation...
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Where are they getting so much food?! 11 comments
Got boobs 4 comments
I have to try this 3 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Before I got to the colors of the wind all I read was "... fox cry crecent smile cat sound smile smile smile smile sound mountain mountain"
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Bob Ross 1 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I've seen this story before, and it's never not funny.
But also I've come to realize that even though he shared this hilarious moment with his girlfriend he isn't with her anymore and that makes me scared in every relationship including friendships
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But also I've come to realize that even though he shared this hilarious moment with his girlfriend he isn't with her anymore and that makes me scared in every relationship including friendships
The Queen visited GoT 6 comments
Owned 7 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Isn't she the girl that came out as a child rapist or something and then hates when people call her out on it
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Real bro! 7 comments
Champion of the Queen of England 19 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
So you're saying, if I challenged the queen, I could either die or become the new queen of fucking England? Hell yeah, I'll be on my way.
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It's just a prank! 10 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Wow, so the dad decided he wanted his daughter dead,tricked her and her girlfriend, and then the daughter didn't check the laws in Dubai. Fucked up.
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Punctuation changes things. 6 comments
Expecto Patronum 5 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Imagine being the mugger and the guy who comes to beat you up is fucking Harry Potter
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coinkidink 3 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
This never ceases to make me laugh like a dying whale. He just broke at the end
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Thoughts and opinions about this? 30 comments
Growing up Catholic provides a wealth of humor. 17 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I had to sing it for choir in my catholic school, so I always associated it with Christianity until a few years ago when I found it wasn't just an "exclusive to them" kind of thing.
Glooooooooooh, OOOOOoooooh, OOOOOOOOoooh, ria in Excelsis Deeee, eee, ooo.
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Glooooooooooh, OOOOOoooooh, OOOOOOOOoooh, ria in Excelsis Deeee, eee, ooo.
Damn right I still do it! 12 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Wait, so you're telling me they teach you how to do this but don't teach you not to litter?
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Batman reveals his true identity 3 comments
Some dreams are too nice 14 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I always do this and when I can't get back to sleep I just make up the rest in my head but it's not authentic so it doesn't satisfy me...
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Baths solve all my problems 4 comments
As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Honestly, if you can't even look back at yourself in an argument that you've had and seen that you at least did at least something small wrong, then you might be the problem. It's not always you who is the right one, and blaming all the arguments you've ever had on the other person isn't accurate. You are not 100% innocent.
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Audience lady has a crush on Conan 17 comments
If you think it's too easy, look carefully 44 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
It's 4- the soccer balls at the top equal 6 each. You have to count the black spots on the ball. The clock is pointing to three o'clock exactly, so it's 3. The fans have three blades, thus the fans are 3. At the bottom, you can use that logic and see that the soccer balls equal 3 (3 black spots), the fan is 2 (2 fans) and the clock is 2 (2 o'clock.)
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It has begun 23 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I don't think robots will be as dramatic in the movies. They'll do what they're programmed to do, to a fault, even if it means harming or destroying the world as we know it. They don't have brains. They have programming. That's what makes them unstoppable.
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He always addresses me by my name 11 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
The obvious answer is to go through thier mail. Stalk them at every turn. Watch them interact with thier neighbors, and hope they let loose his name. Do not stop. Do not give up. This is your life now.
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FS, what are you pissed off at today? 29 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Because I want my new episode of the most popular girls in school, but I have to wait until tomorrow when I got hype and thought it was today.
Also I'm mad the I have nothing better to do then wait for another episodes of dolls cursing.
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Also I'm mad the I have nothing better to do then wait for another episodes of dolls cursing.
"I'm ok with you being gay, but no need to shove it in my face" 10 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Well, then I'm okay with you being straight, but there's no need for you to shove in in my face.
Actually, this goes for everyone and relationships. I don't want to hear about them.
;-; I'm bitterly single
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Actually, this goes for everyone and relationships. I don't want to hear about them.
;-; I'm bitterly single
Sexy 7 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
i had to take the past five mintes of my day to see what the fuck was going on there.
Man?
Woman?
Man?
Woman?
ManWoman?
Bathing su-
Oh
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Man?
Woman?
Man?
Woman?
ManWoman?
Bathing su-
Oh
Looks like you really need your wife 4 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Some people really like cold food, man. Or just don't know how to take care of themselves. Next thing you know, you're drinking tomatoe sauce because it's a smoothie, or putting tin foil over a bowl because you don't want to have to wash it later.
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Progress is being made 2 comments
Bacon brings out the talent in you 9 comments
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· 7 years ago
"Actually, Brittany, I am trying to avoid cursing in front of, the baby Brittany?"
"Oh, I completely understand! What words are you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker...
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"Oh, I completely understand! What words are you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker...
Certainly not good. But better an idiot than a Dictator. 27 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
He's planning on not letting transgender people serve in the military. I mean, what the fuck?
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