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You can do it with breaking a plate too.

I thought it was her bare legs at first.

"Are you on a party?"

I love rats! They make such great pets!

Feels :(

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

The bible says "fishes" but yes, the plural is fish.

CHLOE!!!

He seriously did hate doing Twilight. There's an interview of him being asked what he and Edward had in common, and he just blankly replies "we look alike".

Draw me like one of your French girls

Does anyone else see a face?!

Hope you're okay!

I'd call in a priest and have the kid exorcised

Majestic as fuck

His face.

I've read the word "assholes" so much that it doesn't even seem like a real word now

Then*

Mine changed hey dude to wet Beyoncé once. Don't ask.

My mom is white and would still knock the shit out of me

At least they lit the candle...

You have to pay to even talk to anyone, I guess that's what the OP meant

Get* masks*

Wear* where*

I'm in southwestern VA and we definitely say y'all.