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Typical boxer thing to do - they're such clowns!

Teacher was a pervert!

Candice Bergen, Helen Mirren and Jessica Lange all gorgeous from the start. Keanu Reeves just incredible!

...and then we jerked each other off under the cubicle wall

Two of the things I'm most terrified of in the whole world - thanks for that (rushes off to phone psych hospital)

Vaginas by candlelight

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

And we all know which void we're talking about here

This is definitely bulllshit - the radial artery is in the arm, the iliac is in the leg, and nowhere did the original message say left or right, but "Hannah" says left

The guy in the fountain looks very much like gay porn star Colby Keller - just saying

I think you'll find that's crochet - he only has one needle (hook)

Santa's not real???

What the fuck is an upboat?

This is nothing to be proud of, your child is an idiot

"Oh, what a lovely pram!"

I can't believe you people are surprised by this

How dull are you????

Who names a cat Nigel???

I have no idea whatsoever what that means

I think this is a brilliant idea!

I agree with some of this, but get a grip people, we're all naked under our clothes, we all have one of the two available options for naked bits - why the fuck are people so hung up about nudity?

Happy outcome in the end, but I'm still crying for the lost puppies

All I have in my brain now is an image of Shrek's big sweaty green ogre dick - thanks for that.

Absolutely. There's no point banning a breed - the people who want to train their dog to be an aggressive hostile creature will just find another breed to work on.

Some of you people shouldn't be allowed out!

a JAR of cheese????

I don't know about a promotion, someone needs to get a life!

Pulp just sounds so unappetising - and it makes it sound like something has been added to the juice, as opposed to simply something not being removed. "Would you like your juice with pulp?" "Euww, no, I'd like it with.... well, juice"

@serosenpai Are you really that stupid, or is this some sort of subliminal sarcasm?