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Hi sorry I'm dad

Por*

Help pot favor

Omg I'm going to use mermaid dryiads in a story I'm writing, do you mind?

I'm not really offended just annoyed
The amount of melanin in my skin does not affect my ability to dance

lol mine didn't but I found it online and it's in my camera role

*insert funny thing from ur favorite book/tv show/movie*

FRICKMUFFIN JR THE THIRD AND TWO FIFTHS you Aspen
America and Maxon are perfect
You heckin meddler

IT WAS HIS DAUGHTER

I love Rowling

"i dont need a sword *puts on love* i have a spoon"
*sword fights and knocks robin hood int river with spoon*
- the doctor

I would make my chickens capes but no snow in LA.
*cries a little inside*

THAT WOMAN NEEDS TO DIE

omg yes

stay safe squish boi

Amy: DOCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Doctor: I came to say hello.... and stop the cilurians

this so good please post more when you can

OMG IF U KNOW ANYTHIN U KNOW THAT DRAGONS THAT BREATH BLUE IN SKYRIM BREATH FROST
go ahead use a resist fire potion against one them
*flips hair*

america is that and donald trump, dont be one sided. there is no yin without yang

america is both you cant arbitrarely deny the other because of your want to be better. one has to learn to accept the good and the bad, and know that one would not exist without the other

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

LAFAYETTE
IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKIN REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS

in elementry school:
teacher: okay how about we sit in a circle and everybody says their name and a act about themselves
me: NONONONO *tries to stab self with pencil
my turn:
me: *queitly in shaking voice* my name is _______ and ... ummm i dont know *yells quickly at top speed* I AM NOT INTRESTING AND WOULD RATHHER BE LEFT ALONE SO NEEEEEXT

to the last one my answer is ALL

goatsofanarchy

???? are you playing pc because i play on xbox and cant do any of that.
but i did ind a guy once who was like i hate my dog
so i paed him 1000 coin
the got killed

awwwwwwwww im not scared imsad i cant give those dogs some love right now

ahh the mexican toucan
better add that one to the journal

lol yes then buy them medical caare and an amqazing placce for us to live. boi theyd be on board

thts not a thing'
i went to paris recently

its drowning (:

i choose snake
FEED THEM BOTH TO, THE SNAKE

took ya long enough

its illegal because people have higher chances of getting certain diseases and america doesnt want an outbreak

im sorey i just finished divergent for the second time and doesnt that sound like dauntless after it went bad

theres a name for that its called squish
no joke look it up

i want in NOW

boi if ur overwight thsts fine, BUT IF ITS NOT HEALTHY THEN U CAN DIE. if someone was too thin then people would ask then too

BUT I HAD TO PEEEEEEEE

LORD OF ALL, ALL HAIL SPOT THE DOG!!
all of that is the name

yeah i know my rival fiefdome and my fiefdome are unitint through my marriage to their prince

you wanna no why its uncool to release prisoners.
ill spoil it
its because you will never let them go.
you will never let them see the light of day
(: have a nice day...
while it lasts

GO TO YOUR LOVE
SAVE HER/HIM/IT/THEM

ummmm
idiot alert
racist idiot*

umm jaguars are ADORABLE
i want one
i mean who doesnt

what makes you think I'm real

oiuhlo/

sorry hun i dont have one of those

um i got back from paris yesterday and i dint see that

RIP sweet doggo
im sorry for loss