If anyone's interested the 'Evangaline Lilly' one is from a series by Gideon Defoe. There are four books and this is the last. The other three are:
1) To Sophie, who has a 1/4 of a million pounds.
2) To Sophie, who still has a 1/4 of a million pounds of which I have seen a single penny, even though this is the second entire book that I have dedicated to her.
3) To Sophie, who, taking into account the effect of compound interest, must have even more than a 1/4 of a million pounds by now, so this is her absolute last chance to do right by me or else I'm dedicating book four to that billionaire Onassis girl, or maybe the really nice one out of Lost.
They're comedy books so I wouldn't think he's serious...
1) To Sophie, who has a 1/4 of a million pounds.
2) To Sophie, who still has a 1/4 of a million pounds of which I have seen a single penny, even though this is the second entire book that I have dedicated to her.
3) To Sophie, who, taking into account the effect of compound interest, must have even more than a 1/4 of a million pounds by now, so this is her absolute last chance to do right by me or else I'm dedicating book four to that billionaire Onassis girl, or maybe the really nice one out of Lost.
They're comedy books so I wouldn't think he's serious...