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Awwww I wish I had older brothers

I hate those people

dog scarred for life in 3...2...1...

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND FLEE EARTH

my closest friend us actually the green

wouldnt it be a french kiss

FACE FREEZE

happens in social studies

lol i still have that IPod

so does nutella
i was anerexic untill i found NUTELLA
now im fat

breadsticks

christina marie riggs
murderer of two preschoolers

i see an umbrella

my friend always says "i cant look into mirrors cuz theyll melt from my hotness

thats terrible #freejahar i was in the bombing LOCK HIM UP FOREVER and im a girl

eat the grass...
feel the grass...
BE the grasss

how do you pronounce Røvær

we have the second to last bottles

some of these made me cry

BUT IZ CAKE

me: IM SLIM SHADY YES IM THE REAL SHADY
thats right i like rap music

unless your putin...

did this to my guy friend he laughed...which slowly evolved into crying

drunk= capri sun
weed= grass
bois= dnt think thats a real word
story= ur 12 idiot

why are teh hatchet fish soo sad

OMG ON READING HES WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME <3 <3 <3

IMAGINE...touch the sky...how is?

thats not funny. cutting is no joke. but justin BEIBER?! come on some people have real cutting problems not this crap

'MURICA

this is actually really good

THATS THE PYTHAGOREAN therom its actually quite easy

IT BURNS

Lefties suffer this whenever they write
take me for example (lefty) i needed to scrub my hand after a 3 hour writing exam
and when i draw

Top Thrill Dragster lasts like 5 seconds from start to end...best 5 seconds of my life

i dont see it...looking...looking...looki-THERE IT IS

CANNIBALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya know ill just have a couple cups of salt, or maybe some delicious pam

i feel your pain

im pretty sure #6 is a lie

i need one of dese

no actually i like pizza with a side of pizza

eyes

whats wrong with this world

from the slant of my computer screen it looked like HIPPY BIRTHDAY

i get that every morning

my teacher did that to me when i hurt my foot
he would always yell "everybody point and laugh"

story of my life

that is totally true