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That looks like a portal to an alternate universe

Damn marge, who hurt you?

I think I just orgasmed.

Don't knock it till you try it.

Expectations vs reality

That words is too episode to be put into good.

"You can make this from wood?!"

I had one random (but deep) conversation with a good looking guy at university. Its been nearly 4 months and I still have a crush on him. I also haven't seen him since said convo.

The Chainsmokers don't even smoke.

I see Harry Potter has aged quite a bit.

C. Without a single doubt.

The oldest might be the favourite but the youngest is always the most spoiled.

This is exactly what siblings do.

A more apt name would be the worlds highest wall from which you will most definitely fall

It really didn't do a good job.

I change my number almost every year so this would be an epic fail for me.

Do school buses exist in London? Because I've genuinely never seen one.

A triangle at the base of my neck on the right side.

I s2g this entire movie was on drugs.

Makes the dream work.

I can't sleep for more than 5 hours at a time so sleep isn't even a priority for me.

I don't get the hate towards her. What's she done wrong?

Nah you're prolly not rich or powerful enough.

Jesus turned water into wine, doggo turns balls into potato

*everyone stands up and starts clapping*

This looks like something straight out of Neverland.

Just like it's a fact that pineapple does NOT belong on pizza.

Why is this his 'worst 'nice guy' experience'?

Had a dream about a school trip to Wales and me and a few of my friends ended up accidentally killing one of the other girls in the middle of the night. So we sneaked out of the halls we were staying in and went to bury the body in a field. Just as we're on our way back, my teacher comes (a scary ass guy who's about 6ft10) and we're shitting ourselves. But then he walks to where we buried the girl and teaches us the right way to cover it up.

What's he so angry about lol

Shit damn apply some silicon on those burn scars

Uni really does take the soul out of you

This looks like a damn movie scene.

The teacher we need, but not the one we deserve,

Where's Jasmine @ tho?

Femininity isn't that fragile, bro.

And then there's my friends. Who literally bought me eggs for my birthday.

The only acceptance letter I want is from Hogwarts.

At first I thought there was nothing wrong with it. And then I looked closer. The point is, I shouldn't have. Looked closer that is.

Wasn't it about Freddie's sexuality? That's what I read anyway.