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My worst fear when pooping in public restrooms 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Man, this happened to me in Disneyland.
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M*sturbate while crying 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Wow... Now I have a name for my Saturday nights.
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Shadow forms made by hand 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I still have to perfect a penis...
This yearbook has a drug deal happening in it 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Ah memories...
Just gonna walk away from the accident 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Kind of like falling off a bike, eh?
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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
AdoraFREAKINble
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He tried! 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Oh, old Dexter...
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It's beautiful 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Imagine him washed up on your shore.
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This is truth 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I see the girl of my dreams in the arms of another man everyday but I don't show it because I'd rather have her in my life than not at all.
Not sure if awesome or scary 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Awesomely scary
Girls today 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm very disturbed right now...
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Shopping at Forever 21 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If you're a guy with female company, straight to a place where you'll sit for a very... VERY long time.
In-case You Didn't Know 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Da hinger dinga dargen!
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Hate to break it to you but 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You poor, poor man...
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Every single time 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Well.... At least I still have my personality."
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I just can't. 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Only on tumblr 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hahaha I'd probably be one of the guys bowing down in the background.
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Pain 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm still suffering from my Breaking Bad withdrawal *sob*
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Lost my boyfriend in a bookstore 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's cute but not my cup of tea...
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Crime has really picked up as of late 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hey Turner! I just melted my welcome mat into a toilet seat!
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Why the US government decided to shut down 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Maybe someday..."
Nokia phones hard as brick! 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is where the Joker's one phone call comes in.
The struggle 27 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And then you actually see the girl/boy you've been fantasizing about and you're super awkward.
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Quite possibly the best party of the month 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It ain't no party unless it's a gay Nutella party, yah feels...
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Dat cosplay 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Dat nipple tape do...
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It's old I know but dem feel's 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Pixar just plays my heart strings like a violin :'(
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Maybe you should just use a mood ring 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
@spartanfuffy Man, I totally feel you! Every morning, my brother drives me to school and once we go over a speed bump... BLAM!
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You had one job 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Grab all the desks, sonny... FLIP THEM NOW!
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Who wrote on my pills 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Okay... Which one of you flat-foots took "penis"?
Fag the cat 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
God, you held my hand as you walked me into that punch line.
Helpful Reminder 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hahaha I like how he says "Oh..."
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Poor guy 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Jebus, it looks like it's kneeling the wrong way.
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What I've been wondering about the shutdown 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I bet you all the bears in Yosemite are partying it up right now.
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All the girls know what I mean 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hahaha At first, I thought it was a pink ghost holding grapes.
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Couldn't afford a blanket 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
One of Heisenberg's kids...
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Cracked screen 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Way to make a rainy day shine.
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The more you know 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Ay...
Nice try mom 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why do I hear stories of parents trying all of these tricks to get their kids to eat their greens? Mine were like, "Bitch you gonna like this!" .... And so I did :)
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Scary Stuff 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Can I just not live on this planet anymore? That would make this a whole lot easier.
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Do not mark this end 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They definitely left their Mark.
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Defibrillator toaster 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't blame that person for having too much fun with this.
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Poor Rapunzel 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
When I ditched school for the first time.
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Poor Rapunzel 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm sorry... But this was NOT Pixar.
Its a public property 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Now that's a presidential ass.
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Its a public property 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Barack OBOOTAY
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That's my secret captain 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Am I the only one who was freaked out by the mouth logo at the end of an episode?
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She ot owned. 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's a shame how some attractive people don't try to match their looks with their intellect.
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Titanium grown in its natural form 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
More like the Thing's penis
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How is that possible 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
.... Jk