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Relationship tweets 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How did she open a kit kat that quietly? Or does her vagina crinkle when she touches it?
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This child will now always have trust issues 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That may fuck that child up for life. When I was young, maybe 5 yrs, my mom came in the house cupping something in her hands. Long story short, she made me think she had something cute but ended up throwing a huge moth in my face. It was the size of a small dinner plate. It literally scared the piss out of me and to this day I hate moths.
good ol' siri 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Rub ME on your lips"
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