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guest · 7 years ago

I think you already have been pissed off, for personal but nonetheless valid reasons, and have hurt someone on such an occasion, even without you knowing it. Should the person you just hurt have punched you in the face, although you had solid reasons to be that way?
When someone hurts you, actually, YOU got hurt. That's a huge difference: you could just think "well, this was not a personal attack, this person probably feels bad in some way and has become inconsiderate to other people's feelings" and get on with your life, or even talk to this person, to know what made them do this in the first place.

The Orbits of earth and venus 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yeah, Spirograph!

Is that possible? 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Technically, a flat planet is kind of impossible. There is a good reason why planets and suns are always round (gravity, namely).

Other People's Way Of Thinking 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

(-6)+15 does the trick too.

Idiot! 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Honestly, I wish he failed and ended up at the hospital with a few broken bones.

Wat.Jpge 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I think one or two of these pictures were not really terrifying. Maybe I will kind of sleep tonight.

Relatable 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

b/poetry

Take care of yourself. Where else are you going to live? 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That Anonymous guy looks like he's tipping his fedora to every lady in real life.

Relatable 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Never went through the emo phase, and it's one of the few things in my life I'm proud of.

Bucket dude and pipe dude teams up to make techno party 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Rundle Mall, Adelaide :)

Is it real life? 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Election". Yeaaaaaaah. Related news: Crimea just wanted so badly to be a Russian territory.

Stop starting shit for nothing 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Technically, cops are also a minority in any country, so... I guess Chief Wiggum is a shame too?

You win the game 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

smooth as heck

You are blessed 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

My girlfriend calls her period The Leave Me The Fuck Alone I'm Suffering Week.

Ohh the irony 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Complete bullshit, a spoof article from The Good Lord Above (kind of The Onion but with God).

Discrimination 23 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What a terrible argument to make, Meninist. Female pornstar is the kind of job a man literally cannot have. Wage gap is about jobs that men and women can perform in the exact same way.

Bathroom surprise. 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Oh.
I did not intend to take a shower anytime soon, anyways.

I wonder why 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Actually, it did. Its domestic gross does not cover the production costs, but if you add the foreign gross, you get $229M (production budget: $144M). (Source: BoxOfficeMojo)

Such a hassle 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That's exactly what being depressed feels like. Most accurate description I've read in my entire life.

Baguette bag 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'm French, and I have never seen any of these. Not a single time. Not even in a catalogue or an ad.

Another random fact dumperoo 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

By the way, Michel Vaujour escaped from prison FIVE TIMES.

Technology from the future is here 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Reducing by 300 percent". Well, no. That's not how percentages work. Did you mean "dividing by 4", maybe?

Mars is not here for that bullshit 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Mars is named after the god of war, of course he's frowning.

And you'll never get the girl too 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

If "looking like a douchebag" was a job, I would have gone for that answer.

Butters (south park) 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

French fact: both of them are voiced by the same actor in the French dubbing. Which make some episodes pretty interesting.

Help! Any advices? 29 comments

guest · 7 years ago

SING WITH THEM and replace "you" with "me" in the lyrics.

When your expectations are just as low as your morals 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

An actual rock would make a decent alternative.

he's becoming self aware 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

You stole my comment, goddammit!

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Relative size 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The ratio between sizes is roughly the same.

Tricks that everyone should know about cooking 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

#3 is fake. I put garlic in a strawberry pie and it tasted awful.

title 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I wanted to make that exact joke. Damn you.

Still sexy 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

EVEN BETTER.

Thanks Cody 54 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yep. Text HOPELINE to 741741 or call 1-800-273-8255. If you do not live in the States, there are similar hotlines in every country. Cafés where you can pet cats or dogs are also trending: if there is one close to where you live, go spend a few hours there, without your phone, without your laptop. Also, stop wasting your precious time on this kind of websites, except if you have a special relationship with one or several of its members: then, ask them to contact them and chat with them somewhere else (FB, or any IM). Sport is highly recommended, even if (ESPECIALLY IF) you do not feel inclined to practice any sport at all. Subscribe to a free trial at your local gym, or just go for a long walk. Call your best friends, or members of your family. These are not dumb pieces of standard advice: I am depressed right now, and have been for several months, and this is what helped me. All these things made me realize that there can be some fun in my life.

I would basically kill myself just for a meme haha 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

#relatable

It's faster if we hack together! 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Can this show become any dumber?