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Great service 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I may be blind, but... where in this article does it identify who "Gwynn" is?
Harry Potter translated into Scots 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wish I could say that.. My brain hurts after reading it. My Scottish ancestors are gonna rise from the grave and hunt me down . . . I'd be scared except I don't think they'll make it across the Atlantic.
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You chose this! 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm sure that's true. On the other hand, my friend says that people take him more seriously now that his voice is fully in the typical male voice range.
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Drinking beer 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The angels are the scariest. Being sent back in time so they can live off the lost energy of your potential future isn't even all that painful - of course, then there's the angry ones that just choke the life out of you, but I think that's the exception not the rule (?) - but it horrifies me all the same. Plus the whole "only move when you don't see them" thing and moving at the speed of light. Eeeek.
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
-gives cactus-
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That one point in the semester 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I should probably be more disturbed by how common this sentiment is.... meh.
FML 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"A 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city." Sometime in my life I need to travel to a place where this is possible, just because. Probably I need to go to Europe...
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I play Grade 2 mayonnaise 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey I wonder where I could buy - hahaha just kidding I can't even afford a paperclip from Tiffany's.
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Rights 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good! But at the same time, I'm bothered by the fact that 5 years is longer than most rape sentences... of course, I don't know England's laws, so hopefully it's longer there!
Ok whatever take this instead (cook) 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It always startles me when people think under 16 is too young to work (although it does make me question the laws of my province that I was raised with). In Alberta, you can legally work when you're 12 - though most places have their own policies regarding age and hire 14 and up, or so. 12 year olds can only work up to 2 hours a day on a weekday though. I forget how much on weekends. They told us this in the first year of jr high school though, when most of us were 12 going on 13.
Am I doing this right? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I want to meet your teacher. Does he teach in the USA?
Burn it down! 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thank you!! These are all accurate analogies. Google can't stop you from saying what you want to say - but they can refuse to give you a platform to do so. I'd give you a lighter if you said you were starting a campfire up for us, but I'd definitely take it back if you burnt my friend's house down with it. Get your own lighter.
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Green 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd rather be vegan than lose all my toes to frostbite. (And no, I can't just choose to wear them for 6 warm months of the year - there are only about 3 1/2 warm months here)
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This cat has no time for nonsense 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll cuddle with you doggie!
Anon has a realization 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm inclined to agree with iccarus - but a lot does depend upon the context of the psychiatrist/client relationship
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Frustrated professor 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wonder how many days he wore that shirt underneath, just waiting...
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:) sweet 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is actually super cute. You can presumably put the actual numbers back in when you need to know your weight, but this would be such a sweet thing to wake up to.
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She has a place in hell secured 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We can hope so.... A faint hope in my case. But I can't stand believing this girl is for real. And yet.
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The hell is this b*tch trying to do? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*whispers to self* It's just satire it's just satire it's just satire it's just satire.....
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You earned it 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do I just not hang out with the type of girls who yell "I have a boyfriend," or do they really not exist much irl?
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I don't live in US but I know what Walmart is 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
oh we don't need to
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Google's Wireless 'Pixel Buds' Headphones Can Translate 40 Languages 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I had to go through way more language translations than I expected to make "That's exactly what I was thinking" have that different of a meaning...
Super heroes action range 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's also a very scary ten blocks. Plus he doesn't have superpowers or futuristic advanced technology to help him.
We already are 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Reading the middle column is making me really want to read the whole article so I can see where s/he was going with this
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Kindergarten graduation 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think it's a nice idea. It sets up the concept of school as an achievement worth celebrating.
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Kindergarten graduation 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We do it in Canada. At least, my school did and I'm sure others in the area too.
Mom goals 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey Mrs. Smith I'm one of Jane Smith's friends, is it okay if I come to the sleepover? I'm interested in the other sex... and, well, also the same sex... Um... yeahoknevermind
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