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This is from r/nottheonion which is The Onion which is a brilliant parody news company.

Well that's because he wasn't doing shite other than monopolizing on other inventors genius work and getting all the credit so he could be forever remembered as a brilliant man and not the douce that he was.

It's actually no nut November. You're not supposed to cum at all. I've never gotten through the first week though so I can't talk shit. But as to why it's likely just change. Change is good. And that first nut of December will be like the first nut of your life.