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Such an amazing character 15 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I can't believe I read Lucifer and instantly thought "It's Supernatural, isn't it"
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Pet names 13 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
I have three cats, one is named Kitty, one is named Chicken (bc he eats a lot of chicken) and one is Diana, after the princess. They're really cute!
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The madness 3 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Idk about you man, but most ladies I've met usually don't date people who call them homophobic slurs
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The blue shell makes everyone angry 5 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
Me normally: Oh, sorry for saying that bad word! I didn't mean to sound rude.
Me playing games: whAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU SHIT-HEADED SOAP WORM?!
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Me playing games: whAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU SHIT-HEADED SOAP WORM?!
This annoys me probably more than it should 12 comments
Graffiti vandals get what they deserve 8 comments
How white people smile 11 comments
Me in a nutshell 14 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
So at the beginning of summer this year I was waiting for the bus to take me to my friend. I was bored, so I picked up this BEAUTIFUL flower and played "fortune, no fortune, fortune, no fortune".
Then I picked a really big flower petal from the flower. See, I like most animals. Even rats, centipedes and jellyfish. I don't judge an animal on how they look alone, or feel, of sound. But when you pick a flower petal, and it sticks to your skin, and you turn it around in your hand to see a horde of tiny spiders starting to crawl up your arm, all that logic and kindness flies out the window faster than Eminem can say "spaghetti". I didn't scream. I didn't cry or flail. I simply brushed the flower petals and their inhabitants off of my arm, and then walked over to the bust stop where the bus was slowing in.
It wasn't until five minutes into the busride that I shuddered and felt true terror wash over me. And, yes, I cried.
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Then I picked a really big flower petal from the flower. See, I like most animals. Even rats, centipedes and jellyfish. I don't judge an animal on how they look alone, or feel, of sound. But when you pick a flower petal, and it sticks to your skin, and you turn it around in your hand to see a horde of tiny spiders starting to crawl up your arm, all that logic and kindness flies out the window faster than Eminem can say "spaghetti". I didn't scream. I didn't cry or flail. I simply brushed the flower petals and their inhabitants off of my arm, and then walked over to the bust stop where the bus was slowing in.
It wasn't until five minutes into the busride that I shuddered and felt true terror wash over me. And, yes, I cried.
Shush 3 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
"What's the name of this character?"
THEY'RE LITERALLY INTRODUCING HER RIGHT NOW KAREN
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THEY'RE LITERALLY INTRODUCING HER RIGHT NOW KAREN
Dafuq people 10 comments
guest
· 7 years ago
It's not like if someone hits a girl in the boob they're gonna "AH FUCK I THINK I BROKE MY TIT-BONE"
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Dafuq people 10 comments
