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Reminds me of the story about a guy driving home and saw a sign on a front lawn "talking dog for sale". So he stops and there's a man on the front porch so he asks if he still has the talking dog. The man says he's out in back so he asks if he's friendly, he answers yes. So he goes around the house and the dog's sitting there and he says hi and the dog says hi back. Amazed the guy says "what's your story"?. And the dog proceeds to tell the guy that when he was a puppy he realized that he understood what his owners were saying and when he told them they took him to the police who turned him over to the CIA to spy on terrorists. He says that he worked for the government for five years and he just retired. So the guy goes back around and asks the man on the porch how much he wants for the dog. He answers "ten bucks". Ten bucks the guy says, the dog is amazing how come so cheap? The man then says, " cause he's a bull shitter, he's never been out of the back yard".