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Tom Hiddleston: The Missing Disney Prince 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
OK, ladies. You hold this out as the ideal, and yet settle for much less...in fact, in a lot of cases,,you ENCOURAGE much poorer behavior. If you (as a group) want consideration, politeness, etc., stop encouraging the opposite. It's in your hands.
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Young fools 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The people of today are FAR too smart to fall for propaganda.
Cool new fact to know 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And as an African-American, he cannot be racist.
How this guy got a free printer 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Non-Dick thing to do: retrieve the printer for the neighbor, explain the "prank", and show him how to change wifi and router passwords.

But, the scam a printer approach is another way to go.
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Because algebra.  5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
To be fair, if al the books are there to major in Women's Studies, African American Studies (and at some colleges, purportedly, Feminist Dance Therapy) the obnoxious guy has a point.
Queen is a legendary band 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Something seems to be straining Freddy's pants...
For the guys. 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The hetero version: A guy buys a girl a couple shots, and she's "heterophobic" if she doesn't allow him to bang her in the bathroom.
Speech Hero 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Jim...you're good at negotiation and stuff. Will you go get that girls' number for me?"

Comes back with her panties.
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I really hope this story is true tbh 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am really glad that A murderer got caught and punished. But, that said, given the finite government resources for investigation and prosecution, I wonder how many murders went uninvestigated because all of the resources were focused on this politically popular one.
Thank you 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe she recycled or ate vegan, and feels the need to share how much of a hero she is.
Offended by South Park game 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't mind that South Park offends my politics or religion, gender or race, because they offend everyone equally. That's very different than most other shows that imagine that they are political because they really only a straight white heterosexual males.
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My face when a shitstorm starts in the comments 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, thank goodness that the cop didn't do anything racist, like insist that the perp stay a certain distance away. And keep his hands raised.
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This is why we can't have nice things 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Minorities.
Deism 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Which is very different than the guy described in the Bible. He interacts with our lives all the time, I hope he doesn't give us what we want like some big wish granting genie.
How to become a millionarie 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Better ring the doorbell then, or keep honking a car horn until they answer the door without any knocking.
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So thoughtful 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Even if your heart used 100% of the calories you took in each day, there's no way that 1500 to 3500 cal could drive a truck even a fraction of a mile. The limit to the amount of energy expended by the heart has to be from food energy, because you can't take in energy in any other Way...we don't have photosynthesis, for example.

The heart may pump X gallons of blood each day, which is equivalent to something else, but the energy part doesn't make sense.
Schroedinger's Millennials 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Millenials are eating out less and also buying fewer groceries because they are sponging off their parents. Rather than be offended at the seemingly contradictory remarks, do something, like pay for your own stuff.
Too poor to be rich 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Probably something worse than Japanese game shows and tentacle porn.
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Thinking about looting? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There's a difference between taking water bottles from a store that has three feet of water flooded into it and "rescuing" clothes and electronics from completely dry stores that they broke into.
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Don't mansplain things to me 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He wasn't "mansplaining," which is when a man condescendingly explains something a woman already knows because it's not that hard to comprehend. He's *explaining* that this method is wrong because it will eat up more power than it gives because of...engineering/science.

If you try this and it seems to work, it's only because there was charge left in your battery that you are actually draining at a faster rate.
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This looks like so much fun 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is my nightmare...to be trapped in plastic and suffocating.
That's another excuse 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The husband may not have a Tinder profile, but the wife does. So how's she going to get pissed off at him?
Uneducated teenagers 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And here's the damn thing: those teenagers were never oppressed by the south, were never slaves and their parents weren't slaves either. So here they go feeling the obligation to be offended at something and they can't even get offended at the right thing! When everything is offensive than nothing as offensive. We're almost there.

Another lesson would be trying to learn a little bit about history to have some education on the subject rather than just have an opinion on every subject that you feel is equally as good as everybody else's opinion that's based on actual fax.
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Life 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can I chime in with my dad stuff here? If This happened to one of my kids I'd say let's clean it up and think of ways that we could prevent this from happening next time. But I see some kids say "oh no there was no way to prevent me from spilling this." It's got to be an argument about how yes there are indeed several things that could've been done to prevent spilling that slushy over the place. It's not about making a mistake, it's to see how you could have prevented it in the can prevent things from happening again in the future.

There are several ways you could have avoided the mistake, we don't pay 100% attention all the time so mistakes do happen. I don't argue with me that it was inevitable, and there's no way anybody on earth could have avoided doing that stupid thing. Sometimes we really do have to pay attention to what we're doing to the exclusion of typing on the phone looking at a car out in the parking lot or whatever
The legend 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This whole "discussion" misses an important point: This is how women really act. On average, you get a lot more of this reaction from women. Of course, not all women are 100% like that, and not all men are completely unlike that. But as a gender, women pull that stuff much much more than men.

In the interest of fairness, if there were a joke about a man radioing back to NASA and then not asking directions, I'd say that depicted a male trait. Certainly not all men are like that, and definitely not in the situation of being in space. But disliking having a foible being noticed and joked about doesn't make it false.
High Fidelity (2000) 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Geez, you frickin' teenagers. Do you think you discovered heartache, pain, rejection, introspection, dissatisfaction, meaning, meaninglessness, limitations, regret and rejection of what society wants you to do?

For fuck's sale, children.
That burn still hurts 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, does his dick reach from crotch to neck, like that dress? Does it expand to accommodate something that's about 34" around? Is his dick bright yellow?
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Ma man 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He puts things in the wrong place. That is, he "accidentally" gets *next to* the spot you want it put, but not quite in the right place.
The reality 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Two,lessons here:
Ladies, your man is probably not as devious and complex as you fear in your worst moments.
Guys, when you have good thoughts about your wife, verbalized them. She doesn't know how much you love her in your thoughts, so put it into words now and then.
An accurate depiction of how science reporting works in mainstream media. 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Use of repulsive language is as bad as rape.

Sincerely,
SJW
Take three seats, Kelsey. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Always nice when one woman counters another woman's comment by criticizing her appearance. Maybe her next reply can be about how society objectifies women and overemphasizes their appearance. Oh, and the patriarchy too.
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Chaotic evil 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Right. And disrespecting people is always appropriate, whether they're you're restaurant customers or commenting on someone's bad behavior In a post.
Chaotic evil 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this the way to earn good tips, or to get repeat business for the restaurant that employs you...purposely insulting and belittling someone?
Most epic selfie ever 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plot twist: He's propelled into the air by all the $[00%€ that's been pumped into his @$$ by his gay buddies.
Trying hard to support his kids yet he's ridiculed 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe she was toxic, emotionally unstable, unreliable, or had a disliked of one of her grandkids' parents and made sure to let those children know.

I always think about stuff like this meme when I see a headline and don't know the rest of the story.
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Wait...What? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Then they should each pay their own bill.
"I came to take your job..." 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
1. If you are a legal immigrant, that is, you followed all the regulations to live and work here and become a citizen, welcome. People are only against ILLEGAL immigrants coming here and taking advantage of the system, benefits, etc. so, saying only that you're an immigrant doesn't really amount to an intelligible protest or discussion point.

2. I see the sign is in well-written English. Interesting that it's not in a foreign language that everyone is somehow expected to understand...like all the ones decrying the lack of free benefits to non-citizens written in Spanish.
These stories are great 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You're right. Everyone spend hundreds of dollars to save $40 on an easily obtainable replacement part.
Ha true 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Married 34 years. This is 100% accurate.

Sorry down voters and people who hate stereotypes, even ones that are true.
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Best quote ever! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wonder what kind of device this was posted from. It's always weird when someone decries materialism when they also have the latest iPhone or iPad. (Especially if it was bought by mommy and daddy and not themselves.)
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Perhaps we should focus on the right thing 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, who is it that feels they have to tear down other religions' icons, statues and so forth because it's against the Koran to have depictions of humans?

Who feels the need to tear down statues of people that others may admire but they themselves don't like or feel they represent something they find bad?
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Good job Nelson Mandela 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I know him as Easy Reader from about 1972.
Eminem likes to swear 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Such freedom. Now, try wearing a swastika even ironically or as part of a movie and see what happens.
Iceland is heaven 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Number of "minorities" in Iceland: 0
It's not a paradox, but common sense . 44 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You snowflakes are really missing the point. The idea is that we can't tolerate Islamification of the United States because they will force their intolerant ways on us like throwing homosexuals off tall buildings, sharia law and no rights for women. You can be as tolerant as you want but They will certainly impose their intolerance on us. There are areas in now in Sweden were 100% of the rapes are committed by Muslim "refugees." There are many areas in Europe, Canada and the United States that are no go areas where the police won't go and essentially the Muslim mob rule is the law they go by.
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Be smart with your money 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can also get free housing and meals for 5 to 7 years.
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If they can learn to hate 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, so people have to be taught to hate white people because other white people owned slaves even though none of my ancestors came to North America Europe before 1900?
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Neil Degrass coming for dat 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Excellent analogy. The eclipse was caused by the natural cycles of heavenly bodies, not by man. The sun also has hotter/cooler cycles, and the earth has gone through many warnings and ice ages, none caused by man.

BAM! Not the point you intended to make, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
That burn 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No. Not spaniards. Only white Americans are bad.
Gun rights 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Probably the founders intended for the law-obeying firearms owner to have current technology, since that's what his assailants will have.
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