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That was helpful 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
OH MY GOD STOP THIS "HURR DURR DURR RELIGION SUCKS" BS. Just because ISIS is a religious terrorist group doesn't mean every church will stab the shit out of you because you don't agree with them. I have meet extremely nice religious people, and none of them considered stabbing me or shoving jesus into my face. Religion also helps people have actual morals and motives, and forces people to think about the shit they do. Sure, there are outliers of the rude people who do believe in God but that's basically saying that all Germans are racist because their history was related to Hitler. Please, just stop this whiny BS and actually thing for once in your goddamn life. Not everyone is an asshole, so don't be one @needmorec4
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I wonder if he remembered 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I see no downsides in that though, so why not :/
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Playing with a school of fish 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Imagine the fishes' reactions.
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You'd be hanging out with your friends and then some huge ass animal emerges and starts groping you for no reason.
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Wow that was easy 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, cakelover is right, it's just "if (StomachIsEmpty)" since "StomachIsEmpty" can be considered boolean value.
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You sit on a throne of lies 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What happened next shocked me
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Another useless career : Memelord 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You can't spin a yo-yo in class because of hazards. You can spin a fidget spinner in class, and the least the teacher can do is take it away when you're rowdy.
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In america, at least.
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Dirty thangs 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I came
I saw
I tried to come
I failed cuz I wanked too much today out of boredom
I cry in the corner
The absolute best maternity photoshoot 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They're good dogs bront
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accurate 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
god damn japan is full of smart people (and maybe gold diggers)
accurate 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Can someone explain the "have some fun" part to me? It's not prostitution, right?
North Korean labor camp sirvivor 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Can sòmene explain to me the strategic sense to not tell Kim jong un to fuck off? It's a simple solution, considering how weak the country is
I mean come on! 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He accidentally taught his children too much and now he's getting roasted instead
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This guy really embraces his last name 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
fuck man, one of these kids is Jesus, how tf did everyone miss that?
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(Over to the right, you can see jesus)
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What would funsubstance look like? 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
until the guest nation attacked....
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okay, maybe not all guests are bad but some of us are just tumblr users who hasn't seen the real world yet.
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It's a miracle 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I feel as if the main issue that people have with this is simply that people just say "get over it" instead of saying "this is how you get over it". Maybe there isn't an instruction manual for being more social, but people are always free to atleast lead others in the right direction, instead of giving vague hints.
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I'm so proud of chicken nugget 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Kitty, did your boyfriend evolve or something? Because damn I am missing out
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Artificial wombs 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dr, can you make a female version of me so I can fuck myself?
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For all those anti-vaccine people 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
ruok?
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Stop asking! 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait 'til senior year, then people'll start wanting to actually talk to you more.
And by talking to you more I mean asking questions.
And by asking questions I mean asking about your school life.
And by school life I mean your plans to college.
Don't worry though, when you finally go to college and you come back, they'll ask you about how college is instead! ^-^
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Why was this saved to my phone 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Check your cooling privileges you cis 80 degree scum
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This is my first time making this type of joke, did I do good?
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
so you're just a person who supports equality.
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Only in Calafornia 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
yes, because theft of property is nothing wrong. Shame on the owner of the property, he should know better and let people take his whole tv and his wallet next >:(
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*sarcasm*
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Zeus got that b*tch a swan. b*tches love swans 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If I'd saw a girl like that I'd bang her too... and hope not to die violently
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You are a true hero Ed!! 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pretty sure Caitlyn Jenner copied Bieber :/
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Textdoor neighbor 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How about we all be comment neighbors, since we're in the same chain of comments!
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I'll go back to my corner now.
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Reason to stay fit 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pls daddy
I found the answer 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pants are made to cover your ass, so definitely 2nd (or a mix of both)
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Oh the irony! 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey look it's America!
Don't read the title 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*gasp*
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A hen guarding 2 kittens during a storm 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
tbh that cock is smol
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Please share too 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How dare you not leave a link to the video
Great post tho
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I find this adorable 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That a weird cat
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You tried 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"cake"
i know those are cupcakes which are technically smol cakes but damn the frosting layered on them like that disturbs me a little
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It's that simple 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Heckin'
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Now that's an insult I haven't heard in a long time
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I learn a lot from stock photos 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
am i accepted by my parents yet?
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Right to bear arms 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bear arms, but what about arming bears?
I learn a lot from stock photos 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because this is a joke and you need a sense of humor
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Same fam 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
this meme has now become the reverse of increasingly verbose memes
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Thanks, janet 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Every time I see a positive post like this, I have to resist being edgy and bringing the mood down for everyone through some sort of spiteful comment :(
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A face only a mother can love 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I am sorry but who did scooby doo have sex with?
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That's brilliant 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
even though it will never happen, transgender should compete in the gender they should have been (if a male identified as a woman, stay in male league) so we won't have this sort of unbalanced bullshit. It's like global elites on CS smurfing on silvers for giggles
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
biggest issue with guests imo, we all look the same xd
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Helen's cosplay 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i'd honestly say "lighting" or maybe cus of the wig, but idk im no expert
Helen's cosplay 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Call me weird but I'd jerk off to her rather than half the pornstars out there...
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Then again it might be just me because I have issues but whatever
Still learning, guys 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Isn't the second panel (top right) an actual painting? I remember plagiarizing it in elementary school
that's right motherf*cker and fatherf*cker 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ok there might actually be a limit to the amount of time for a valid abortion
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that's right motherf*cker and fatherf*cker 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Never too late for abortions
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Pixar 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*poops on the I instead of stepping in it*
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What a great sibling 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I"m the sibling who never shuts up :D
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Fight me 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How to make it shit itself: get rid of all the tea in the house
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