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He studied under Joseph who was a carpenter, so he knows how its done. He only uses the sheperd as a reference, since the bible always mentions sheep.

Other guest here; I made an account but I forgot about it. Plus it's hilarious to comment after another guest and make it look like he’s bipolar

Personal opinion here, I’m not to testify for anyone else.
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I legit don't care what you fap to, as long as it isn't danger if others aka child porn and such. But I absolutely hate furries because most of them are either immature, obnoxious or both. There has only one furry I saw that wasn't a big douche about it, but every other furry is just a cunt. Now every time I see a furry I just immediately assume they're egotistic.

I know everyone jokes about them but...
how would a handjob from a robotic hand feel like?

Pretty sure the whole net neutrality thing only went into effect because of some ISP throttling connections like no tomorrow, but I've only heard that from the grapevine.

if you search up "mythbusters porn parody" it is the first thing that appears, no joke.

You need to look like literal shit to do that. He just looks like a black underwear model for men.

What about the gen 7 grass waifu tsareena

Generally speaking, I support the sentiment that life is a right, and that you can do with it as you wish. However, to bluntly insinuate that some people /deserve/ to die? Or that they are not made for life, and therefore are better in death?
This world has /far/ more to offer than a small town. Or a city block. Or even a nation. The issue is that some people fall so hard they cannot see a possibility, when in fact others can help them find what they need. Every life deserves help. Every person deserves their own mercy. But you should never say that people who can't deal with life /at the current moment/ should die because they can't handle it.

Normies: *looks both ways before crossing*
Me, an intellectual: *looks both ways after crossing*

I love my gameboy advance. Most of my games don't work though, but I still have Pokémon emerald and Mario to play!

Now that sounds worse than my situation, jeez.

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I'm sorry to hear :(

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It's slang for someone who is a cripple , like someone who can't walk

As an American, I firmly believe the only guns that should be allowed to the average citizen is air soft or paintball. It still hurts, making it good enough for shooing away robbers and you can't shoot up a school with it.

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"Ma'am, your dick is showing"

Oh shit guys watch out the cool guest is in town!!! (Sarcasm)

Soooooo it's Stockholm syndrome

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*screeches in synth*

The cat wants to see the manager

*turns corner*
Lemme poke pls