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guest · 6 years ago

OH MY GOD STOP THIS "HURR DURR DURR RELIGION SUCKS" BS. Just because ISIS is a religious terrorist group doesn't mean every church will stab the shit out of you because you don't agree with them. I have meet extremely nice religious people, and none of them considered stabbing me or shoving jesus into my face. Religion also helps people have actual morals and motives, and forces people to think about the shit they do. Sure, there are outliers of the rude people who do believe in God but that's basically saying that all Germans are racist because their history was related to Hitler. Please, just stop this whiny BS and actually thing for once in your goddamn life. Not everyone is an asshole, so don't be one @needmorec4

I wonder if he remembered 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I see no downsides in that though, so why not :/

Playing with a school of fish 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Imagine the fishes' reactions.
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You'd be hanging out with your friends and then some huge ass animal emerges and starts groping you for no reason.

Wow that was easy 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

No, cakelover is right, it's just "if (StomachIsEmpty)" since "StomachIsEmpty" can be considered boolean value.

You sit on a throne of lies 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

What happened next shocked me

Another useless career : Memelord 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

You can't spin a yo-yo in class because of hazards. You can spin a fidget spinner in class, and the least the teacher can do is take it away when you're rowdy.
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In america, at least.

Dirty thangs 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I came
I saw
I tried to come
I failed cuz I wanked too much today out of boredom
I cry in the corner

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The absolute best maternity photoshoot 22 comments

guest · 7 years ago

They're good dogs bront

accurate 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

god damn japan is full of smart people (and maybe gold diggers)

accurate 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Can someone explain the "have some fun" part to me? It's not prostitution, right?

North Korean labor camp sirvivor 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Can sòmene explain to me the strategic sense to not tell Kim jong un to fuck off? It's a simple solution, considering how weak the country is

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I mean come on! 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He accidentally taught his children too much and now he's getting roasted instead

This guy really embraces his last name 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

fuck man, one of these kids is Jesus, how tf did everyone miss that?
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(Over to the right, you can see jesus)

What would funsubstance look like? 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

until the guest nation attacked....
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okay, maybe not all guests are bad but some of us are just tumblr users who hasn't seen the real world yet.

It's a miracle 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I feel as if the main issue that people have with this is simply that people just say "get over it" instead of saying "this is how you get over it". Maybe there isn't an instruction manual for being more social, but people are always free to atleast lead others in the right direction, instead of giving vague hints.

I'm so proud of chicken nugget 44 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Kitty, did your boyfriend evolve or something? Because damn I am missing out

Artificial wombs 26 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Dr, can you make a female version of me so I can fuck myself?

For all those anti-vaccine people 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

ruok?

Stop asking! 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Wait 'til senior year, then people'll start wanting to actually talk to you more.
And by talking to you more I mean asking questions.
And by asking questions I mean asking about your school life.
And by school life I mean your plans to college.
Don't worry though, when you finally go to college and you come back, they'll ask you about how college is instead! ^-^

Why was this saved to my phone 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Check your cooling privileges you cis 80 degree scum
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This is my first time making this type of joke, did I do good?

why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments

guest · 7 years ago

so you're just a person who supports equality.

Only in Calafornia 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

yes, because theft of property is nothing wrong. Shame on the owner of the property, he should know better and let people take his whole tv and his wallet next >:(
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*sarcasm*

Zeus got that b*tch a swan. b*tches love swans 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

If I'd saw a girl like that I'd bang her too... and hope not to die violently

You are a true hero Ed!! 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Pretty sure Caitlyn Jenner copied Bieber :/

Textdoor neighbor 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

How about we all be comment neighbors, since we're in the same chain of comments!
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I'll go back to my corner now.

Reason to stay fit 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Pls daddy

I found the answer 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Pants are made to cover your ass, so definitely 2nd (or a mix of both)

Oh the irony! 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Hey look it's America!

Don't read the title 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*gasp*

A hen guarding 2 kittens during a storm 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

tbh that cock is smol

Please share too 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

How dare you not leave a link to the video
Great post tho

I find this adorable 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That a weird cat

You tried 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"cake"
i know those are cupcakes which are technically smol cakes but damn the frosting layered on them like that disturbs me a little

It's that simple 20 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Heckin'
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Now that's an insult I haven't heard in a long time

I learn a lot from stock photos 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

am i accepted by my parents yet?

Right to bear arms 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Bear arms, but what about arming bears?

I learn a lot from stock photos 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Because this is a joke and you need a sense of humor

Same fam 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

this meme has now become the reverse of increasingly verbose memes

Thanks, janet 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Every time I see a positive post like this, I have to resist being edgy and bringing the mood down for everyone through some sort of spiteful comment :(

A face only a mother can love 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I am sorry but who did scooby doo have sex with?

That's brilliant 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

even though it will never happen, transgender should compete in the gender they should have been (if a male identified as a woman, stay in male league) so we won't have this sort of unbalanced bullshit. It's like global elites on CS smurfing on silvers for giggles

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

biggest issue with guests imo, we all look the same xd

Helen's cosplay 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

i'd honestly say "lighting" or maybe cus of the wig, but idk im no expert

Helen's cosplay 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Call me weird but I'd jerk off to her rather than half the pornstars out there...
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Then again it might be just me because I have issues but whatever

Still learning, guys 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Isn't the second panel (top right) an actual painting? I remember plagiarizing it in elementary school

that's right motherf*cker and fatherf*cker 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Ok there might actually be a limit to the amount of time for a valid abortion

that's right motherf*cker and fatherf*cker 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Never too late for abortions

Pixar 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*poops on the I instead of stepping in it*