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The feels 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Be the mother you never had.
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When the Police try Edibles for the First Time 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The whole phone call is one of the best things I have ever heard.
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Who am I? What am I? 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Atchoum - followed him on Instagram
How about you? 34 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not much of a job, don't even get paid $
19 Brutal cases 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Holmoka (spelling?) is not even in prison. She lives in Canada and was fairly recently caught volunteering at her children's school.
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Or c: College 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Solution: I just fall asleep at night in my regular day clothes, then I wake up and go out and about and no one knows that I am actually in my "pajamas" still.
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Next level f*ck up 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Looks kinda fun as far as cleaning goes...and not too bad since he gets to use a mop.
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Thanks siri 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I would test this out to see if Siri does this on my phone, but I once texted a crisis line that I was super depressed and needed to talk and they called the police who showed up at my house in the middle of the night, woke up my whole family and made me go to the hospital - where they tried to commit me for 5 days - so I am not going to risk it to see if Siri actually says this. It was all very horrible and embarrassing. But this is funny.
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Acceptance letter with a twist 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have a feeling this is not an ivy league acceptance letter.
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Thanks, construction workers! 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Go get it, girl! Do the approaching!
This real Ron Swanson 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It is about $400 on average near me (Chicago area)
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Just read it 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He didn't want it then and it could have turned out way worse than where he is at now. NO REGRETS
Eating ice cream can improve mental performance 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe for a hangover because it is the easiest thing to yarf back up.
Happened a few minutes ago, I'm still like wtf. Consumerism at its finest I guess? 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
sad face emoji. Here is some advice, do whatever you want. Ignore people that suck.
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Making my way downtown, walking fast 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you comment as a guest, you cannot post links.
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Dont talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The person eating it wouldn't be able to tell it was a heart either, right? Just that the sandwich sucked.
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Childfree prank 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Then you have to pay someone for no reason and you look like a total creep.
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The Truth Has Been Revealed! 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think this is the episode where he drank himself into the gutter and "sold his life away" to buy a crappy car...I saw this again a few years back and, yeah, pretty depressing.
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Because it's a computer 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why would you want a plaque with no engraving? I agree though, it most likely auto engraved by a laser.
Anon shaves his balls 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe he gave himself a partial vasectomy *cringe*
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Boomer: we had to deal with WWII 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
avocado toast
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Priorities 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is in the UK.